I would like it very much if mine read:
rockle
Mountain Dew junkie
Also, count me as another vote for “Fighting Ignorance Since:”
No’ers of Common Wisdom
Wasting company time since join date
Thanking Gore for inventing the Internet since 1973
For Cite, please contact my mother
Will fight to the death for your right to be an Asshat
Banned: Killed by 1920’s Style Death Ray
Got a few more:
Cecil: Perfect Master™
I think that little extra makes it.
Guests: [$4.95 for title]
Why not try giving out titles as prizes, of sorts, kinda like the “here’s your stupid card” thread that went on a while back. Give them names like Lurker and Asshat.
Also members: dopemeister
General:
- Dopester
- Hamster Killer
- Addict
His TMIness was meant for Spoofe
Cecil’s Children
BANNED:
Dope Bust
Doper Dork (general)
I’m all for Asshat as a general doper title. Most of us are, anyway.
As for me: FilmGeek: Film Geek
Another vote for “Fighting ignorance since:” and “not banned… yet.”
Well, Charter Member was fine with me, but I really want to win those books. I’ve got this coffee table, and one leg is shorter than the others…
Charter Member:Guest:
**Star-bellied Sneetch Sneetch
Vanquisher of IgnoranceDeputy Vanquisher
From the Before Time
The Old Ones**
What about a reward title? Given that the SDMB is powered by hamsters, the mods could give a custom title to the person who’s recently given the best contribution to the fight against ignorance:
Hamster of the Week
Cecil, of course, as King Hamster, would be ineligible–otherwise, nobody else would get a chance.
Personally I think it wouldn’t hurt to give out warning titles, either, such as:
On Thin Ice
Better Not Be Posting In The Pit
I Just Can’t Seem To Keep My Fool Mouth Shut
I Was Dumb Enough To Post A Joke Thread In The Pit
One-Trick Pony
for myself? Hmmm…may as well go obscure.
Java Genly
Daniel
Charter members: Teeming Millions Member
Guests: Teeming Millions Wanna-Be
Board admins: One in a Teeming Million
Master Cecil: The One and Only Master
For all the women who are hosting Dopers-to-be:
Pregnant
General:
b[]Bad VB Coder[b/]
For the 100 posts beginning with post number 1000, 2500, or 5000:
Holding my number post party!
And for anybody with 10k posts or more:
No life
books?? someone mention books???
General use:
“I’m still learning.” (-- Michaelangelo)
Willing Learner
Lightbearer
Guest:
Beginning Seeker
Banned:
Forever Banished
Not Worthy
and yes, another vote for “Fighting ignorance since:”
NinjaChick
Totally Sweet
Daniel
If I could vote, I’ve vote for Mr. Zotti’s StDNUT. It’s short, cryptic, & sexy. I just hope he shares his box-o-books w/ me for nominating it.
js_StDNUT_africanus
Seconds after hitting “submit”, I realized that could come across as a 30-year-old flirting with a seventeen-year-old, which would be gross, and by gross I mean totally oogy. Simple popculture reference there, nothing to see, move along.
Daniel
Coldfire: **( insert the word for FarkWaffle) **
Post-a-holic
Poster Boy/Girl
Hamster Killer
I don’t want an StD anywhere near my NUTs.
Anyhoo, here are my suggestions:
dangergene: Preview, damnit! (see earlier in this thread)
Cecil: Everyone’s favorite uncle
Mods: Uncle Cecil’s favorite nephew/niece
General:
Enemy of Ignorance
Board Member
Board Stiff