Lost a bunch when the page expired but here goes:
General:
Zotti approved Dope prescription
I pay for Dope
Legal Doper
Chronic User
Guests:
The first hit is free
General:
Hamster Liberator
For Charter Members:
Sycophant
Actually, Sycophant would work well for all members and mods.
Your friendly neighborhood lickspittle,
KillerJoke
MPSIMS:
Chatter Member
General:
Teem Player
But no Stiff Member?
Daniel
The Master speaks: teeming millionth for members
I really like Lynnched for the unfortunate banned ones - but I forget who originally posted it.
For Cecil: The Master Speaks. Hush.
For me: hee hee! (geddit?)
Not too creative now, sorry - when come back, bring funny.
Snicks
For my use:
“So I was asked to contribute in a contest which had free books (FREE! I am not a termite but I LOVE free paper. You can make paper hats, a broche, a teradactyle [RAAAAR!]…)! I was going to enter but I realized that my money had NOT MADE IT TO CALIFORNIA YET. Somehow, after a week, my envelope of glory and ultimate awesomeness did not find its way left of this dismal abysslocated in the sphere of the grandor of Pleasant Garden. Maybe it was anhilated by unseen fissures of the Earth’s crust or maybe it was vaporized by a robotic land-roving frog, but it still had not ventured left of this dismal abyss located in the grandor of this tetrahedrahn of Pleasant Garden. There for I shall not be able to enter the super fantastic contest (WITH FREE [FREE!] BOOKS!). As a corolary to this, I am not the contest winner. I am just a guest. With no free (FREE… oh, forget it… free) books”
For lib:
Anti-Handstabber
Q.E.D.: Cecil-in-Training
I don’t have the patience to read through all the posts in this thread, but if we adopt a gradiant title system, it should reflect the level of confidence we show in a poster’s answers. For instance:
Unproven Speculation
Respected Opinion
Recognized Authority
To avoid the post-stuffing behaviour associated with a post-number based scheme, I propose that advancement be based upon longevity, with those who have been active here five years or longer getting a distinctive title (such as
"Exalted Scholar, “Loremaster” or “Font of Wisdom”) and many more perks than any of these johnny-come-latelies.
Thank you.
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General:
Okey Dopey
General
Uber Godly
Remembering the mnemonic sentence “Do Monkeys Ever Visit Birmingham?”
Duke/Dutchess: Charter Member, more than 10,000 posts
Marquis/Marquise: Charter Member, more than 8,000 posts
Earl/Countess: Charter Member, more than 5,000 posts
Viscount/Viscountess: Charter Member, more than 2,500 posts
Baron/Baroness: Charter Member, more than 1,000 posts
Lord/Lady: Charter Member, more than 500 posts
Governor/Governess: Charter Member, less than 500 posts
Serf: Guest
Zotti: Regent
Administrators: Minister
Cecil: His Grace
Sampiro I could not disagree with that idea more strongly. The idea of hereditary titles is antithetical to the Straight Dope. If we are going to give a system of titles they should be based on academia
Or a similar hierarchy based on the hierarchy of angels (S mnemonic device Some Chimps Toss Deep Purple Violins Past Aging Apes):
Seraphim- more than 10,000
Cherubim more than 9,000
Throne more than 8,000
Dominion more than 7,000
Power more than 6,000
Virtue more than 5,000
Principality more than 4,000
Archangel more than 2,000
Angel more than 500
Winged Monkey non-charter member
Mortal guest
Metatron Ed Zotti
Daemon Administrator
God Cecil
Could be any doper but particularly applies to askeptic
Hamster Jockey
Wouldn’t work. Fenris has previously claimed the role of Metatron in his bid to become Cecil II.
How about for every one who identifies themselves as such in this thread we could use “Team SETI”
Those were great! And the theme is perfect!
However, here’s my own humble suggestions…
For myself: dopefool
For every other member: We burning your dog! 
Junky
As to a couple of suggestions in the OP…, I really don’t anyone’s name as a part of my permanent generic paid member title.