ok.
new game of sorts.
I will name two people and you out there in Straightdopeland will give your opinions on who would win in an all out brawl and why.
ready?
let’s play!
Gandalf the Grey (in the grey trunks naturally)
vs.
Dumbledore (in trunks festooned with stars and moons)
Gandalf would knock the snot out of Dumbledore – because …
1 - I saw The Lord of the Rings …
2 - Ian McKellan is Captain Cool and …
3 - I have no idea who Dumbledore is but he’s probably a pussy.
Are you kidding? Richard Harris could drink 3 McKellans under the table. In a row. He’s not only Dumbledore, he’s King Arthur, and the guy who had the jewels to sing “MacArthur Park.”
Harris in one round.
Next match: Sean Connery vs. Roger Moore
Moore will play it for laughs. Connery will kill him by snatching his lover’s bikini top and choking Roger with it.
Give this one to Connery.
He was the Man in the 007 films, but since then, He’s been one
Bad Assed senior citizen. Like THE ROCK, or THE PRESIDIO.
What’s Roger Moore done? anything?
next,
Tag Team Matchup;
Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci
vs
Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito
now wait a minute!
NO ONE said anything about the actors.
I said Gandolf vs. Dumbledore.
I demand a rematch.
Oh, I was hoping you were going to match up Dopers.
I wanted to be matched up with Diane. Not because I’d want to hit her, but I can’t think of a greater thrill than having Diane sitting on me, in a bikini, pulling my hair and calling me names.
Characters, not actors?
OK.
New matchup:
The Continental (SNL skit by Christopher Walken )
vs
Pepe le Pew
(le bump )