Crushed and stalked in the same day - if I get groped, it’ll be a trifecta!!!
I apologize but due to over spending and budget cuts I will have to let some crushes go.
The following people are no longer on the crush list:
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PunditLisa
Quasimodem
RaCha’ar
Raoul Anatherwan
Ringo
Robb
RobGraham
robinc308
ruadh
Rue DeDay
S. Mussberger
shawa
Shayna
sidle
Silentgoldfish
Silver Fire
Simetra
Skerri
smilla
Solomon7t
Spooky
SqrewU2
Steve Wright
straykat23
superbee
Superdude
SuperNova
swampbear
Tabeitha
Tansu
Tattva
tcline76
tevya
tlw
ultrafilter
white-tigeress
widdershins
Wonko The Sane
woodstockbirdybird
Xerxes
Yo La Tengo
yojimbo
Zappo
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Your severance package will consist of a “too bad so sad” and a “don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out”
Good thing I didn’t get my panties all in a knot over not being on the list, otherwise this latest piece of alphabetical discrimination would’ve just killed me.
Yowza. Times are tough all over.
Woah!
Nothing to see here, just getting my post count away from the number of the beast…
Carry on.
Does one have to have a certain post count in order to be crushed/stalked?
Looks like I’m back out in the market.
:sigh:
Sending out resumes…
Anybody got use for a crush with slippery fingers?
Man, here I am feeling so good (although a little confused), and now you go and shoot me down. 
Fine, see if I care. All I know is, you’re off my Christmas card list!
Anyone need a crush like me?
I’ll pick up any dumped crushees. C’mon over, my arms are long enough to hug everybody.
I’ll crush on ya, ultrafilter. Let’s go out and commiserate.
Rassum frassum pezpunk… After I went and prepared my teary, hysterical acceptance speech, too.
Sounds like sidle is this one that really needs a hug.
Hey, this is an opportunity for the “dumped” crushes to find new people that may have a crush on them… or something like that. [sub]It sounded SO much better in my head…[/sub]
But I’m willing to pick up any dumped crushes… I have more than enough love to go around… 
Oh, you’re all on the list.
THE LIST. Not the good list.
I won’t be happy until Francesca, Tansu, and Ruffian tag-team me into sexual submission.
Uh, gee, it’s cool to be on someone’s crush list, BUT WHY CAN’T YOU LOVE ONLY ME? WHY 197? WHY NOT JUST ONE? ME! …I feel so cheap…
How’d I get on, anyway? Did I do something meaningful? I’m pretty sure I didn’t say anything smart, or funny really…
What does this crushing involve?
I sense a white elephant crush exchange coming on…
I just got out of a meeting with Mathew Lesko[sub]sp[/sub] who informed me that there is plenty of government funding for people like me to start a"crush business"! I bought his guaranteed plan and BLAM! I am now a “crush entrepreneur”!
The following posters are officially reinstated!
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PunditLisa
Quasimodem
RaCha’ar
Raoul Anatherwan
Ringo
Robb
RobGraham
robinc308
ruadh
Rue DeDay
S. Mussberger
shawa
Shayna
sidle
Silentgoldfish
Silver Fire
Simetra
Skerri
smilla
Solomon7t
Spooky
SqrewU2
Steve Wright
straykat23
superbee
Superdude
SuperNova
swampbear
Tabeitha
Tansu
Tattva
tcline76
tevya
tlw
ultrafilter
white-tigeress
widdershins
Wonko The Sane
woodstockbirdybird
Xerxes
Yo La Tengo
yojimbo
Zappo
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I also have enough left over to add:
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Why A Duck
ResIpsaLoquitor
Emo Phillips
ultrafilter
RaCha’ar
Bad News Baboon
Rasa
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Thanks you Mathew!
Yippie, I’m still on the short list!
I made the initial cut!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
And me with my puny little double-digit post count, too. I’m honored, I’m touched, I really am.
Hey, Pucette, I’m on the excluded list, too … wanna hold hands?