Forza’s newest DLC is coming next week. They call it the Pennzoil car pack. One might think that we would be sick and tired of paying for new cars every month, and I’ll bet you’d be right in that I strongly suspect the buy rates are way down, but nevertheless they still manage to offer a few cars that I want so I end up buying. This one is no different. The cars:
2013 Viper #91 SRT Motorsport GTS-R: Yay, another Viper. Next.
2013 Viper #93 SRT Motorsport GTS-R: OK, now that’s just lazy. A re-skin in the same pack? What is this, the Porsche pack? OK, now I’m annoyed.
1968 Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale: Old iron. Good. I like the older stuff better anyway.
1960 Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato: Much as I like Astons, there are enough that I’m indifferent about this one.
1958 Austin-Healey Sprite Mark I: Wantwantwantwantwant. I’ve always liked the Bugeye Sprite simply because it’s, well, bugeyed. It’s Matchbox weird. Hence its appeal for me.
1953 Chevrolet Corvette: Another Corvette. Ho-hum. Except that this is the original one, which has an appeal all its own. I’ll buy it, and after I hit level 50 with AMC I might actually use it a bit.
1965 MG MGB GT: I like the MGB, but I’ll probably use the Bugeye more.
1955 Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR: The most infamous car in history, the car that holds the all-time crowd-kill record. I wonder if they modeled the air brake, or if it ignites when it hits something hard enough.
1967 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia: YES! Here’s the big winner for me, it hits my air-cooled V-Dub button squarely. Yes, I know it’s just a Beetle in a tuxedo, but emotional responses have no sense about them. Now I want a Thing and a Bus, maybe an SP2, dammit! Stop teasing me.
1983 GMC Vandura G-1500: Yes. it’s the A-Team van. That paint job will be up 5 seconds after release. Otherwise it’s a silly inclusion, just something that someone thought would be funny. It is, but not that funny.
2011 Citroen DS4: Wrong Deesse. Give us the original, and while you’re at it throw in the 2CV and the SM from back when Citroen was both the ugliest and most innovative car manufacturer around. These new Citroens have no appeal to me.
Not a bad pack, overall. All I really need now is a 1975 Matador coupe (ugh, but it’s AMC) and a 1975 Chevrolet Cosworth Vega and I’ll be happy.
It occurs to me that thanks to all of these cars we can have some fairly unique race possibilities. Air-cooled cars, FIA rally cars, Trans-Am racers, LeMans prototypes, '80s poster children… we simply HAVE to get a club night one of these days.
That said, what the game really needs is more tracks. Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Imola, Riverside, Kyalami, Talladega or Daytona, there are lots to choose from, old and new. How 'bout it? They could get another year of life out of the game on top of the upcoming Forza Horizon if they gave us another 10 tracks.