SDMB Glossary.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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SDMB Glossary.
** DAFFYNITION, ** n., A nonsense definition.
*Smug posted some daffynitions on the message board. *

** SKEPTACYNICAL, ** * adj.*, The act of being unsure if you are cynical.
The board was skeptacynical about this thread being amusing.

** TYPOBIDEXTROUS, ** * adj.*, The ability to make typing errors equally with both hands.
While posting, smug often displays his typobidextrous abilities.

** FORUMNESIA, ** * n.*, The inability to remember to post your thread in the correct forum.
The moderators spend a lot of time attempting to cure smug’s forumnesia.

**FACTOMANGULATION, ** * n.*, The act of manipulating statistics and facts in order to make your argument seem more logical.
When cornered, smug may resort to factomangulation.

** KEYBONICS, ** * n.*, Typing to sound exactly like the way ya talk.
The board often thinks that smug can’t spell because of his use of keybonics.

** DOLEITUS, ** * adv.*, Needlessly writing in third person format.
Smug uses example sentences that reek of Doleitus.

** M.O.D., ** * n.*, An acronym to describe board administrators derived from the term, “Member Often Disturbed.”
Most posters feel that you have to be crazy to be a M.O.D.

** TACITURNANGRY, ** * adj.*, Too irate to post anything.
If you discuss words ending in three certain letters, some board members become taciturnangry.

**ADMINAPHOBIA, ** * adj.*, Fear of board moderators.
Some SDMB members suffer from acute adminaphobia.

**BODONIAPHOBIA, ** * adj.*, Fear of Lynn Bodoni.
Smug would post more but he suffers from acute bodoniaphobia.

**OPALATION, ** * n.*, The sum of the total number of posts - that contain lists with the phrase “Hi Opal” as the third entry.
Board opalation has now reached 5,357.


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Shouldn’t that be MODAPHOBIA?

Although what’s to be afraid of, I have no idea. They’re all just a buncha big ol’ softies, or, at least, easily bribed. :wink:

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SERLINATION: the act of registering five screen names at any one sit-in, then having them argue with eachother in a thread.

Were this is a less polite thread, I mught suggest the changing of factomangulation to something reflecting the tendencies in GD of a now-banned poster to quote selectively from a certain site about the Bible and history of the people(s) therein, which resulted in at least one pit thread with an incredibly long name.

But I’m not going to.