SDMB He Hate Me Fantasy Football League Fan Thread (warning: long)

Since only the league members can see Yahoo’s game page, and so that others can participate in the discussion, I will post weekly summaries here and on the Web page I’m maintaining.

Comments are invited.

Week 1 Standings

Rank Team Name W-L-T WPct Pts Streak
1 Rhinosaurs(neuroman) …1-0-0 1.000 119.23 W-1
2 HamletToBeNamedLater …1-0-0 1.000 80.15 W-1
3 New York Fanboys…1-0-0 1.000 77.85 W-1
4 T. Rex…1-0-0 1.000 66.20 W-1
5 4th and 19 (Wilson)…1-0-0 1.000 63.60 W-1
6 Omni’s Omnipotents …1-0-0 1.000 62.18 W-1
7 Baltimore Weirdos…1-0-0 1.000 61.00 W-1
8 DerierExtraordinaire …0-1-0 .000 76.10 L-1
9 Mundi’s Morning Blue …0-1-0 .000 71.93 L-1
10 Pentium None…0-1-0 .000 60.56 L-1
11 Balls (Chitwood) …0-1-0 .000 59.53 L-1
12 BithloMulletRevival …0-1-0 .000 50.40 L-1
13 Falcon Twists- Munch… 0-1-0 .000 44.20 L-1
14 Varlos’ Zzzzzzz…0-1-0 .000 36.33 L-1

Week 1 Results

T. Rex (Steelerphan) 66.20
Falcon Twists- Munch 44.20

DerierExtraordinaire 76.10
New York Fanboys 77.85

HamletToBeNamedLater 80.15
Mundi’s Morning Blue 71.93

Omni’s Omnipotents 62.18
Balls (Chitwood) 59.53

4th and 19 (Wilson) 63.60
Pentium None 60.56

BithloMulletRevival 50.40
Baltimore Weirdos 61.00

Rhinosaurs(neuroman) 119.23
Varlos’ Zzzzzzz 36.33

Here are the lineups as of midnight Wednesday. They are subject to change.

T. Rex (1-0-0)

QB T. Green (KC - QB) Car
WR H. Ward (Pit - WR) @Bal
WR J. McCareins (NYJ - WR) @SD
RB A. Green (GB - RB) Chi
RB C. Garner (TB - RB) Sea
TE E. Kinney (Ten - TE) Ind
WR/RB Ke. Johnson (Bal - WR) Pit
K J. Elam (Den - K) @Jac
DEF Pittsburgh (Pit - DEF) @Bal

DerierExtraordinaire (0-1-0)

QB J. Delhomme (Car - QB) @KC
WR M. Harrison (Ind - WR) @Ten
WR S. Smith (Car - WR) @KC
RB R. Johnson (Cin - RB) Mia
RB O. Smith (Min - RB) @Phi
TE L. Smith (Phi - TE) Min
WR/RB L. Gordon (Mia - RB) @Cin
K P. Edinger (Chi - K) @GB
DEF Tennessee (Ten - DEF) Ind

Falcon Twists- Munch (0-1-0)

QB M. Bulger (StL - QB) @Atl
WR L. Coles (Was - WR) @NYG
WR D. Bennett (Ten - WR) Ind
RB J. Lewis (Bal - RB) Pit
RB K. Barlow (SF - RB) @NO
TE B. Williams (NO - TE) SF
WR/RB T. Jones (Chi - RB) @GB
K M. Andersen (Min - K) @Phi
DEF Philadelphia (Phi - DEF) Min

Varlos’ Zzzzzzz (0-1-0)

QB A. Brooks (NO - QB) SF
WR T. Holt (StL - WR) @Atl
WR J. Walker (GB - WR) Chi
RB F. Taylor (Jac - RB) Den
RB K. Jones (Det - RB) Hou
TE K. Winslow (Cle - TE) @Dal
WR/RB M. Booker (Mia - WR) @Cin
K J. Feely (Atl - K) StL
DEF Cincinnati (Cin - DEF) Mia

HamletToBeNamedLater (1-0-0)

QB D. Culpepper (Min - QB) @Phi
WR E. Moulds (Buf - WR) @Oak
WR An. Johnson (Hou - WR) @Det
RB M. Faulk (StL - RB) @Atl
RB M. Morris (Sea - RB) @TB
TE R. McMichael (Mia - TE) @Cin
WR/RB Ro. Smith (Den - WR) @Jac
K M. Vanderjagt (Ind - K) @Ten
DEF Kansas City (KC - DEF) Car

New York Fanboys (1-0-0)

QB C. Pennington (NYJ - QB) @SD
WR S. Moss (NYJ - WR) @SD
WR A. Toomer (NYG - WR) Was
RB C. Martin (NYJ - RB) @SD
RB R. Dayne (NYG - RB) Was
TE J. Shockey (NYG - TE) Was
WR/RB J. Carter (NYJ - WR) @SD
K J. Hall (Was - K) @NYG
DEF Buffalo (Buf - DEF) @Oak

Omni’s Omnipotents (1-0-0)

QB S. McNair (Ten - QB) Ind
WR D. Jackson (Sea - WR) @TB
WR P. Price (Atl - WR) StL
RB S. AlexanderDTD (Sea - RB) @TB
RB D. Davis (Hou - RB) @Det
TE J. Witten (Dal - TE) Cle
WR/RB J. Jones (Dal - RB) Cle
K J. Kasay (Car - K) @KC
DEF Carolina (Car - DEF) @KC

Mundi’s Morning Blue (0-1-0)

QB B. Favre (GB - QB) Chi
WR Ke. Johnson (Dal - WR) Cle
WR C. Wilson (SF - WR) @NO
RB C. Portis (Was - RB) @NYG
RB B. Westbrook (Phi - RB) Min
TE T. Gonzalez (KC - TE) Car
WR/RB W. Dunn (Atl - RB) StL
K A. Vinatieri (NE - K) @Ari
DEF Miami (Mia - DEF) @Cin

4th and 19 (Wilson) (1-0-0)

QB D. McNabb (Phi - QB) Min
WR J. Porter (Oak - WR) Buf
WR B. Stokley (Ind - WR) @Ten
RB D. McAllister (NO - RB) SF
RB C. BrownDTD (Ten - RB) Ind
TE D. Graham (NE - TE) @Ari
WR/RB E. Smith (Ari - RB) NE
K S. Janikowski (Oak - K) Buf
DEF New York (NYJ - DEF) @SD

Balls (Chitwood) (0-1-0)

QB M. Brunell (Was - QB) @NYG
WR T. Owens (Phi - WR) Min
WR J. Smith (Jac - WR) Den
RB E. James (Ind - RB) @Ten
RB T. HenryDTD (Buf - RB) @Oak
TE Da. Clark (Ind - TE) @Ten
WR/RB D. Staley (Pit - RB) @Bal
K L. Tynes (KC - K) Car
DEF Tampa Bay (TB - DEF) Sea

BithloMulletRevival (0-1-0)

QB P. Manning (Ind - QB) @Ten
WR K. Robinson (Sea - WR) @TB
WR M. Muhammad (Car - WR) @KC
RB C. Dillon (NE - RB) @Ari
RB E. George (Dal - RB) Cle
TE B. Franks (GB - TE) Chi
WR/RB P. Warrick (Cin - WR) Mia
K M. Stover (Bal - K) Pit
DEF New England (NE - DEF) @Ari

Pentium None (0-1-0)

QB M. Vick (Atl - QB) StL
WR R. Moss (Min - WR) @Phi
WR A. Hakim (Det - WR) Hou
RB T. Wheatley (Oak - RB) Buf
RB J. Bettis (Pit - RB) @Bal
TE A. Crumpler (Atl - TE) StL
WR/RB T. Barber (NYG - RB) Was
K J. Brown (Sea - K) @TB
DEF Minnesota (Min - DEF) @Phi

Rhinosaurs(neuroman) (1-0-0)

QB T. Brady (NE - QB) @Ari
WR C. Johnson (Cin - WR) Mia
WR Ro. Williams (Det - WR) Hou
RB P. Holmes (KC - RB) Car
RB Q. Griffin (Den - RB) @Jac
TE E. Johnson (SF - TE) @NO
WR/RB I. Bruce (StL - WR) @Atl
K D. Akers (Phi - K) Min
DEF Washington (Was - DEF) @NYG

Baltimore Weirdos (1-0-0)

QB M. Hasselbeck (Sea - QB) @TB
WR J. Horn (NO - WR) SF
WR I. Hilliard (NYG - WR) Was
RB L. Tomlinson (SD - RB) NYJ
RB W. Green (Cle - RB) @Dal
TE T. Heap (Bal - TE) Pit
WR/RB M. Robinson (Min - WR) @Phi
K J. Wilkins (StL - K) @Atl
DEF Baltimore (Bal - DEF) Pit

A week one embarassment for the Zzzzzzz, losing 119-36 (the week’s highest score vs. the week’s lowest score).

Nonetheless, I guarantee that I won’t finish last this year. Beyond that, there are no promises.

Yes, but I guarantee that you will be on the bottom of the board after next weekend.

I’m a bit nervous about Hamlet next week, but I’m pretty sure I’ve already covered the “over” in my projected wins/losses this season, so it’s all gravy from here on out. :slight_smile:

At least the Jets are playing San Diego next week. hehheh. I’m almost tempted to start Becht over Shockey; both because of how bad the Chargers are, and because Sean Taylor scares me.

We’ll just see about that, my fellow bottom dweller. Drew Bennett, indeed.