I have a dream that one day little posters will be able to join hands as sisters and brothers, in peace, free of ignorance*, trolls and TMI.
I hope one day that Steve Wright will post a thread about his meeting with his Doper sweetheart.
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*The SDMB–Making Dreams Come True Since 1973.[/sub]
I dream of the day when ignorance and hate are no longer.
I dream of the day when Love and Peace, is the norm, and not a dream.
I hope to meet more Dopers.
I hope to see the day when newbies don’t ask “Why can’t we edit?”
I hope to get this stuff off my finger, it’s starting to gross me out.
I dream of the day when garius and I can overthrow the evil regimes of ignorance.
I dream of the day I can find the perfect pair of pleather pants.
I dream of the day when I am finally unleashed to perform all my superpowers.
I dream of the day I can sleep in as late as I want.
I dream of the day Cecil gets my name tattooed on his butt.
You’ll have to talk to Tuba first and get an extra character in your username. (I almost called you a “three-lettered freak”, but that would be mean.)
I just want my boys to grow up to be Good Men.
And make a bizzillion dollars leagally so they can get me into a swank retirement home.
You mean a TLF. 
No, I can do vanity search (by adding wildcards); it’s just that [pathetic] nobody talks about me when I’m not around. [/pathetic]
No, really, you can do that? Just by adding a *? (Or does it take two?) Huh.
not true - you guest starred in the first part of my WW2 Thriller.
XJETGIRL - okay i’m with you on the whole “fighting ignorance” thing per se
but i get to replace them with my own evil regime right?!
Its just that i really want a harem and i figure i only get one of them if my own regime is, you know…
…evil.
You can have a position of power in return - promise.
Mr Excellent I’d be honoured to be your propaganda minister, but only if i can be head of the Secret Police too.
Weeeelllll … if you’re lucky, gar baby, I may just share my harem with you.
And I’m all for starting our own regime. Just be aware that my powers are only to be used for awesome. I’ll let you serve as head of state, but so long as we both know you’re only doing the work of my own idealistic organization ACROSS! And for future reference, you may refer to me as Lord Ilpallazzo. That is all.
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mmmm anime satire…
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hey! wait a minute if you are…then that makes me…
oh HELL no!
you must be joking - my dreams do not include:
toilet cleaning
being named after a spreadsheet
Puchuuu!
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I second Humble Servant’s wish and hope that Steve Wright will post a thread about meeting his Doper Sweetheart and telling all of us how in love and happy he is.
I hope that I can get through my daughter’s graduation, a 1500 mile move, and the next six quarters of college without crumbling under the stress.
I hope that I can create a life full of love, quiet contentment and lots of sex.
my thoughts exactly 
Hmm, very interesting. It seems that we are split down the middle. Some want world peace, some want world domination, and a few just want board notoriety. Fascinating! This tells us something very enlightening about the collective psyche of dopers. . . and I’m sure someone will be along shortly to explain it to us.
For those of you seeking world domination, you will only be helped by visiting Villain Supply for all of your evil needs.
Those seeking world peace, I wish you the best of luck, but humans being what they are. . . Well, lets just say you may want to start out with a more Peaceful World and try to maintain it. This one is already quite stained I’m afraid.
Everyone who wished for more board notoriety, yours is the hardest wish of all. You see, the Lion already had his courage, and the Tin Man always had a heart, but fame and notoriety on the SDMB, well that is something special. However; I have compiled a list of your names and promise to sprinkle them liberally into threads where it seems feasible to do so.
Now for the trivia portion of our show. One of the links above is a farce, teh other is regrettably serious. Bonus points if you stay on either site long enough to figure out which is which.
[hijack]If I were to see some material I’d like to use in my sig, what is the correct etiquette on its use? Am I free to use it as long as I include the user name, or is it more polite to contact the user and ask permission? If permission is preferred, what is the best manner to obtain it? Should I break into the thread to request it, hoping the user will check back, or send an e-mail?
If no one here knows the answer, I’ll start a thread to find out.[/hijack]
i suppose out of politeness you should let them know.
and, of course, agree royalties…