I was just thinking (gee, haven’t done that in a while) of an interesting thread, and I finally came up something decent. Why not have a SDMB King and Queen? They do it at homecoming games, so I suppose that it would work here. So, nominate someone (or yourself if you’re really desperate) and all of the Teeming Millions can come together and choose
the winners.
I nominate Serlin and Rosiewolf.
No, no.
Concrete and CDMilkWhatever!
Good! Then we can have a revolution! Death to the King!!!
Coldfire and Esprix, respectively.
Just make it the SDMB Royalty.
There is already a Jester on the boards.
And a Duke, too.
And a WeirdEarl.
Fine, fine, but just remember - a real lady always kneels before a queen… 
Esprix
I get tired of seeing the same oldbies get named for everything, so I nominate xanadu
Hmm…since the only hints to gender are these profile items…
Location:Lafayette
Occupation:professional student
Interests:sleeping, music
…I’ll take a stab at (No. Can’t do it.)
How about a nomination for Regent?
“I see… pastels!”
- The Regent, Centauri Prime, “Babylon 5”
Sorry, couldn’t resist. He was my favorite character on the series.
Esprix
Aw, Pink! You’re so damn cute! I’m a chick, actually, in case you were wondering. But I should probably exclude myself from this thread, 'cause it would be a little hypocritical if I actually won. (As if that would happen!)
Go ahead, have your “king” and “queen”.
I nominate myself as Supreme Ruler and Dictator-for-Life.
Polycarp & Anthracite
Then we need to nominate an Ace, Jack and Ten so we can have a straight.
We already have them: da ACE, JACK batty, & TENgu
But if Esprix is going to be the QUEEN, you can’t call it a straight. 
How about if we hold the ceremony in the bathroom - then it can be a royal flush.
Go ahead and groan. Somebody was bound to say it.
Within the walls of the palace, a revolution was brewing in the coterie of an untrustworthy noble…
How about the little Princesses Spider Woman and Sweet Sue?
I nominate myself for the position of Concubine.
That sounds strikingly like Calvin and Hobbes… is it?
orion007 posted:
Bingo!