All I want to say is:
MaxTorque
Narile
Padeye
Triplets separated at birth? You be the judge…
Fretful Porpentine wrote:
{hee hee} Sorry, babe, but the Asian gay male community of Philadelphia seems to disagree. 
Omniscient wrote:
Hmm, dunno about that - you don’t know the very wide variety of tastes I have in men… {heh heh heh} Suffice it to say, you’re a cutie, and obviously there are a few lucky ladies on this board who agree. 
Besides, I think matt_mcl has already spoken for my affections if Dr. Boyfriend and I split, so I shouldn’t be so flirty with the hapless straight boys! 
(Oh, and if I didn’t mention it before, Rubes is a cutie, too, but I wanna see a more close-up version of that mug of his… ;))
Coldfire wrote:
Hey! That’s just plain slander! Why, I oughtta… oh, wait - I am gay. Dammit, I keep forgetting!
Suzeanne wrote:
Yeah, I was gonna say, this is bad how, exactly?
Oh, and poor pricciar and Chief, if you haven’t already, go pick up Weird Al Yankovic’s “Running With Scissors” - there’s a song on there called “Truck Drivin’ Song” that was made especially for you…
And you’re right, weirddave - you’re not as dave as I thought you were.
Esprix
I like the idea of having a face with the username now. Makes me realize you’re not all a bunch of heartless robots. Unless of course this is the grandest prank ever and all of you are carefully crafted sock puppets of techchick. I may have to do some investigating into this.
He’s realised the sock-puppet plan. ABORT!!! ABORT!!!
Mully, my Post-Bot is still functioning just fine.
I still have about 20 pictures of the guys and a ton of pictures to start on the ladies pages. Unfortunately I am going to be working tonight more network stuff.
If I get back early enough I will attempt to have all the remaining men up on the site.
< good to see that some fun dialog has come of my project >
This is the SDMB I know and love
And we love you back!
Even if we didn’t send photos.
(I know someone at the Copymat can scan my picture to a floppy, once I take it, but then I have more learning to do to send it. Maybe I’ll be up to speed in time for a later edition. One can only hope.)
I dunno … is your wife cute too?
Thanks Techchick, U da best. Great job.
I am looking forward to seeing the ladies’ page…
I can’t tell if that’s a compliment or an insult.
Ok, techchick, I know that I’m way late, but I don’t stop in at MPSIMS much (not enough physics ). If you don’t mind adding me, there’s a picture of me online at my old web page-- I can downsize it a bit and send it to you, if you’d prefer. If, on the other hand, you do mind then anyone who’s interested can just look at it from that link.
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I want to be the subject to unending adulation too!! wheres my pic gosh darn it to heck!!!
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Woohoo! If you lived near here, I’D do you! (did I just type that out loud?)
A compliment. It was the first thing I noticed was the resemblance. Really. You just look a little pale. Long Canuck winters, eh?
crap. Am I out of the hole I dug for myself or what?
You know, I remember back in the day when I posted my picture. Women across the SDMB swooned and showered me with ego-pumping complements and offers for carnal activity.
Now, I don’t even get a mention! What, am I chopped liver now? Jeez…
Oh, and yes, I am quite aware that I am engaged. I never said that I was gonna take anyone up on those offers! Just that they were nice when they were there… 
I’m going to go over here and sulk now…
Yer pal,
Satan
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One month, one week, two days, 4 hours, 49 minutes and 47 seconds.
1568 cigarettes not smoked, saving $196.00.
Life saved: 5 days, 10 hours, 40 minutes.
Here’s a non-complete list of male Dopers who have made me spend entirely too long in MPSIMS looking at non-naked people:
Coldfire
Omniscient
Satan
Mad Poet
Esprix
Wally
Mean Joe
Reservoir Dog
Mully
Milo
I can’t wait for the ladies thread…
You should talk. I would have thought that the ladies would have taken this chance to suck up to the moderator, but nooooooo …
Too late now. Going over to the corner to sulk with Satan.
Oh, and Euty!
Nope. Too late. 136 posts here and y’all had your chance.
Oh cry me a river, patron saint of all that is dark and evil. You win all of the good awards. You have caused previous mass swoonages. You fiancee is a highly respected poster with a rapier wit and above average Scrabble skills. You have possibly the most well-known sig. And, on top of all of that, you are a Yankees fan, which means eternal bragging rights. Excuse me if I don’t pull out the pity wagon fer ya.
As for me, I only got one obvious swooning mention, but you don’t hear me crying. Oh sure, it would be nice to read post after post of “And I’d like to rip off all of Mully’s clothes, slather him in cocoa butter, and mount the trapeze,” but nooooooo. I just content myself with thinking that all of those people who didn’t post their secret crushes really meant me.
Not that I am desparate or anything.
Damn, leave for a few weeks, and miss all the good stuff. Too late to get in on this fun, and I heard rumor of a “Big breasted redhead” thread that seems to be very elusive. sigh.