Yay!! I happy now!! 
So…where DO you live? 
Nobody mentioned me either, well Coldfire did (but he’s a man). O well, you can’t see me very well in my picture. I’m sure that is the reason. It’s weird, people swoon on me in real life, but not here. 
-Mike
Tell me about it guys, all this effort and we get no attention!
AND he didn’t exactly flatter you either
Just for the record - I have this “Straight Guy” rep to uphold, ya know…
Coldfire, WTF is with that Black&White photo. You said that picture was from 1995, but I bet it’s from 1959 (i.e. you got the last two digits backwards). BTW can you afford a COLOR camera? Are you in modern times or living in the past? You only show your face which leads me to believe that your body is ugly. 
::striking back at the Euro::
I’m in Wisconsin. Fly on over, big boy!
I’m sorry to all of you handsome dopers that I’m not going to be able to rave about how fantabulous you look. You see, last time I flirted with someone on this board, we ended up living together. Since I don’t feel like cleaning out the spare bedrooms, I’ll just say you all look very nice.
I was just heading to the corner to play pinochle with Satan and Euty, and evilbeth saved the day.
What a doll.
Yeah, but Milo, she’s got me on her list as well.
You’ve got to wonder if maybe she’s blind and has one of those Braille monitors.
If that’s the case, her opinion means jack.
She’s going by feel…
Maybe I should just leave this one alone.
Like you should talk, Mullinator. At least you get mentioned in favorite poster polls and other threads. I have to mug someone to get noticed.
::: Heads over to corner to skulk…er sulk. :::
When are gonna post my picture and caption, huh? 
Vestal,
I am going to try to get the rest of the men up this weekend and the ladies pages too.
There is a very important part of my weekend that will be taken over by my Doper Buddies in Denver, so that will take away from my time.
Hey, I need to get out and be social once in a while.
Take all the time you need.
You’ve already won over this crowd!
Everyone will still want to see them if they arrive a week later than you think.
(It’s important to have a real life to fall back on for those times when the SD goes into maintenance mode. :))
Should I send in a pic? I have several of me (they’re all at my website), but they’re all a bit too small for this, I think (like, 120X180, or something like that). If you really wanna, I can get some larger pics (300X300, I remember).
And Exprix… you ARE quite the looker, bro. How old is that pic?
I’m going to have to sulk too.
None of you women like flannel? 
Maybe I’ll have to wear denim to Vegas, if I can get there.
This one of you is the right size:
I know I don’t post nearly as often as others, but since the April 15th NYC Dope Fest, which I attended with ** DrMatrix**, I really feel like a member of the SDMB family (albeit a rather shy poster).
Can you add me. Just click here.
Guys, Guys, Guys!! Remember I said I couldn’t name names? After all, Mr Bear now posts here, and he’s at home even, for the next 2 weeks. How much trouble do you think I want to get into here?
If anyone figures out a way I can let you all know anonymously, I’ll be happy to do so. Until then, sorry. My lips are sealed! Oh, except for the upcoming pics of my buddies Vestal Blue and pipefitter and of course, my hubby, Mr Bear. They’re hotties!
My pals, whose pics are currently on top of my 'puter desk, kindly let me send in their pics so the rest of you ladies can drool over them.
Just stopping by to wonder if Max Torque and Narile are attached… Adorable!
Catrandom