Nope. Sorry. You’re normal looking. 
Well that didn’t last long, here are some pix of me.
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=Sunspace]
More gut-wrenching horror (the many faces of Sunspace): [ul][li]The only photograph ever taken of me with a beard (late 1992)[/ul][/li][/QUOTE]
too bad I was 9 in 1992 because I would have loved you!
In another thread you said that your gentleman friend thought you beautiful, you denied that. I’m definitely inclined to agree w/ your friend. Judging by many of your posts, I think your probably beautiful on the inside too.
Ok, one more.
Alright, three more, but one more post (at least until the next one).
Me and whisky (NOT scotch).
Me on stage.
And, my standard submission (to fool people into thinking I actually look like this):
My head shot.
Me during a regrettable long-hair and wifebeater wearing phase.
Nah, I think you’re a cutie. 
Aw… that’s very sweet. I thank you.
Amen, brother.
Here’s me and my guys last November at a fancy restaurant.
And an Extreme Close-Up taken a few hours ago. That’s Dinah in the background.
(I take awful self-portraits. That was honestly the best out of about 50 shots today.)
Me sitting right where I’m sitting now.
My moody, black and white, artiste shot. (ironically, shot within minutes of the first picture and also sitting in the same place I’m sitting now)
With the only lady in my life at the moment.
And most importantly … Simpsonized!
It’s like looking into a mirror.
Wow. It’s like you’re reading my mind, man.
correction: Sporting the shirt I got in a SDMB exchange!
Me singing at karaoke night.
And me singing with a band I have the honor of joining when they’re playing locally.
This is the photo that convinced me to stop taking steroids.
what is that?!! I need more information
I was young, I needed money, I was lactating, and…
well, actually I was in my late 30s. I’ll just say Halloween and Hey! Let’s mix & match costumes and leave it at that (though the scariest thing is that you can still see the remnants of my undead makeup from earlier in the night).
I understand sometimes things get out of hand. Here is the ridiculous night I was giving out free medical advice to anyone who would listen.
