I always wondered what you looked like. You look like a nice man.
Awww, thanks!
Holy crap!
Yay for cool hats! Er, turbans. Wait, what are you wearing on your head? Is it one of those Italian cauls that I can’t remember the name of? Any which way, your family looks happy and charming.
Mmm, you’ve inspired me to finally finish binding my new red corset and share pictures of it. Maybe of my lilac/gold dress of acetate horror, too. Oooh, maybe a historical costuming thread? plots
Freshly shorn, from a couple months ago. Also in front of the shower curtain of doom. Of doom, I tell you!
And what I look like on an everyday basis: about five hours of sleep, no makeup, and pigtails. Because I’m actually a hyperactive five-year-old. And every day is Christmas. The photo was taken to display my new glasses, which are amazing because they’re lined in lilac. They also set off my preternaturally glowing skin nicely.
Either way you’re lovely, but it’s amazing how little difference there is between one and the other. 
Whoa! What are you doing later
Two awful-quality but very recent pictures - this one from 5 minutes ago, and this one from my husband’s cellphone that I took myself earlier this evening.
One is too dark, one is too bright. But it’s me today.
My contributions are always boring. I’m never doing anything. I need to go get some action shots!
Both look like author shots (meant as a compliment). As for doing something interesting in a picture, try wrestling a really big turtle. There’s something uniquely sexy about women with long hair and intellectual expressions wrestling big turtles, and it’s pretty easy once you get them on their back.
Firstly, thank you!
Secondly, awww, son of a bitch. OK, here’s what I look most of the time. Pigtails present and accounted for.
I’m supposed to be getting up in four hours to go to a museum. Because I’m supercool like that.
You totally have that “sexy librarian” 'pardon me while I take off my glasses and toss my head and turn into a non-anorexic Angelina Jolie" look going.
Dawh! I can’t resist these threads. It puts faces to names and handles and weirds me out when I find someone is of the opposite gender than I expected. That Brad Pitt gag cracked me up. Nice one. UNLESS?! Naw… it couldn’t be…
Anyway, here’s a handful of pics of moi, Yes, no trick photography was used, and no animals were harmed. Well, maybe just a couple.
I scanned another old picture of me, at least 20 years ago. I scarcely recognize this person! Here I was.
Ok, I don’t normally get involved in threads like this, but I think you’re probably the cutest girl I’ve ever seen on the SDMB.
Indeed! Miss Purl, you are* breathtaking*!
OK, you asked for it, here´s me and my GF (I´m the one with the blue shirt. 
ahahahaha
and yeah miss purl is thwarting my attempts to flirt with her so she is dead to me! (negotiable)
You should see what I can do with a date-due stamp and a three-hole punch. Me-ow.
VCO3, Anastasaeon, thank you!
[sub]It’s the shower curtain, folks. Put someone in front of it and they’re guaranteed to look good. Like having your picture taken with a hairless cat or an anglerfish.[/sub]
ETA: lobstermobster, having looked at your photos, should I ever decide to explore my sexuality, I’m penciling you down as second on my list, right after Kate Winslet.
Though it might be weird, since you look a little like my sister.
yes i understand about kate winslet. Just let me know! I’m equal opportunity with my sexual harassment.
Miss Purl and lobstermobster. Two hot chicks that look hot together.