SDMB Short Fiction Contest, October, 2012 edition - Logistics Thread

Hello and welcome, everyone. We’ve had nine Short Fiction contests so far, in May 2010, September 2010, over the holidays between 2010 and 2011, February 2011, April 2011, June 2011, September 2011, late 2011/early 2012 and May 2012. They’ve been tremendously fun, and there has been interest expressed in doing another. (In fact, it has been a much longer interval than I ever intended; I won’t bore you with the details…)
I’d like to congratulate our past winners once again -

The Hamster King, May 2010, for Quarrantine
Spoons, September 2010 for Homeward By Polaris
Spoons, Holiday Edition 2010 for He Knows a Lot of People
Justin Credible, February 2011 for Happy Valentine’s Day, Sweetheart!
MsWhatsit, April 2011 for The Brickites
Savannah, June 2011 for The Summer Place
jackdavinci, September 2011 for T-shirt Junction
cmyk, late 2011/early 2012 for Time and Time Again
DMark, May 2012 for The End

So, I’d like to suggest the following - the contest will run from 9 AM EDT, Wednesday, October 16th, 2012 until 10 PM EDT, Monday, October 29th, 2012. That’s an extra-long period of 13 days which covers two weekends. Any writers interested in participating somewhere within that time can send an e-mail to sdmbpoetrysweatshop at gmail dot com - the required photo and the obligatory three words will be in an out-of-office auto-reply. The writer will then have 60 (sixty) hours from the time and date of that auto-reply to submit a story of no more than 2,000 words.

The story can be any style or genre, but it must centre around the 3 randomly selected words and one randomly selected photograph. (These requirements are partly to ensure no one dusts off a story they’ve been working on for months, and partly because it’s really interesting to compare what different writers do with the same source material.) No specific theme this time - let your imaginations run free.

Sorry, but the contest is open only to Dopers - Guests, Mods, Administrators, Members, Charter Members, Goats, Squids, people with funny titles - but contestants must have the right to post here.

I will start an Anthology Thread of all the stories I’ve received around 60 hours before the close of the contest. At 10 PM EDT, Monday, October 29th, 2012, entries will be closed and I will establish a multiple-choice poll in the Anthology Thread. A week later, the poll will close and we will declare a winner.

A couple of editorial/logistics points to bring up. I will be doing some very minor editing - just for appearance on the computer screen, I will ensure that there are double returns between paragraphs. I would also strongly prefer that all the stories have a title, and if they don’t come with a title, I’ll refer to them as Untitled (First few words of the opening sentence.) If you use special text (italics in particular, but also bold face and underline.), please mention it in the return e-mail - the codes don’t always come through properly in gmail and I do try to respect writers’ conventions. Sometimes this means doing a search word by word to make sure the codes get written correctly.

Also for legibility and appearance, I would like to post the first ~ hundred words or first paragraph, whichever is most coherent, in the open reply. Then, I will put the rest of the story in a spoiler box. Then I’ll have another spoiler box with the author’s name. The reasoning here is to avoid the Gigantic Wall of Text effect. I’m open to other people’s suggestions here, though I thought this worked very well the last few times.

I quite like the multiple choice polls and I would like to keep that as a feature of the Short Fiction contests. Placing the writers’ names in spoiler boxes also seems to be a good compromise between giving credit where it is due and keeping the voting based on the merits of the individual stories, to the extent that is possible.

I think that’s everything - I’m hoping many of you will be interested in giving it a go sometime in the next few days.

Best wishes,

Le Ministre de l’au-delà

…and there’s my first error in the first post!

Tuesday, October 16th, not Wednesday!!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

I’ve tried this before. Never won, but it’s great fun. Hmmm, should I go ahead and try to do it this weekend or not?

Excellent. I said I would ‘start a new short story’ in October - apparently since there’s a contest, I’ll be finishing it too. :wink: (Or at least a first draft.

Thanks Le Ministre! Looking forward to it.

I bet we would get more writers and readers if you promise to use porn for the random photo this time!
(Just kidding…)

Thanks, Le Ministre de l’au-delà, for doing this again!

Oh DMark, that’s an evil idea! And I love it!:smiley: I’ve never written a sex scene, but I did see a romance publisher telling aspiring writers, “We want to know what tongues are doing!”

I hope I can participate, as my schedule will be pretty full over the next few weeks. But if I can, I will. Regardless, I’m looking forward to it. Thanks, Le Ministre!

Same same. Want to participate, looking forward, hope I’m not too busy.

-If I play this time, I’m determined to treat the random photo as pr0n even though it won’t be. (I’m hoping we get something insectoid or architectural.)

Thanx, Le Min!

Yay! I’m in.

I’ll be in, we have a long weekend coming up.

I’ve got three stories in a RL competition and I did need a boot to keep actively writing before Nano kicks off. So another huge thanks to Le Min.

Throws hat in ring

The Auto-reply is set; we are off and running.

If anyone has trouble with the photo this time around, please let me know and I will send it as an attachment. If you recall, our extra traffic rather melted the Picasa link last time around.

Just curious, what method do you use for picking the photo?

An interesting question - the internet seems to be adopting the modern definition of ‘random’, (meaning ‘quirky, noteworthy, surreal or interesting in an unexpected way’), more rapidly than I would like. I tried searching ‘random photo photobucket’, which is where I’ve got the photos before (the last time it was Picasa instead of PhotoBucket, but the principle is essentially the same), but today, it seemed to be nothing but photos of cell phone text message conversations in progress or facial portraits with photoshopped captions, a la FaceBook. It’s frustrating, because what other term can one use for ‘made, done, etc. without method or conscious choice’?

So, instead, I googled random image generator and got this Mangle website.

Should mention that the words were derived by skimming to a page of a book in my e-reader, and then taking the first noun, the first verb and the first adjective from the respective pages. Book 1 was an Isaac Asimov short story, Book 2 was Jane Austen’s ‘Mansfield Park’ and Book 3 was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ‘The Sign of the Four’.

i’m going to wait for the weekend to click on the link, so that I have more time during the day. This is going to be so much fun!

Aha! I’m guessing “Robots languished, perfidious”.

Writes itself, really…

Same! I want to email for the prompt now, but I also know it’s still in the middle of the work week.

Tell me about it! Four times a year I have my hell work week - 10-11 hour days, for six days in a row. Guess what this week is…sigh.
Hopefully I can get to this next week!