SDMB threads throughout history…

[BigT]

@bucketybuck

@Anybody in 1922

I pit Diogenes the Cynic

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I’m loathe to admit it, but I don’t get this one.

[JohnT]

I take it that Dio would get pitted, regardless of what year.

Some good ones in here… I had to think a second before I got RealityChuck’s first one, and Alka Seltzer’s Archidemes one is believably funny.

[Toucanna]

Originally Posted by Chris Columbus, August 2, 1492, IMHO
Sea trip west to Asia. Any interesting things to see on the way?

[penultima_thule]

Originally posted by Henry Plantagenet in 1170, GD
Separation of Church & State. What options?

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[ITR_champion]

@Alkasletzer

Originally Posted by Catherine the Great in 1796, GQ
Equine Enquiry of a Delicate Nature

That one actually got a response from Cecil.

[Toucanna]

Originally Posted by Dean J. Swift, 1792, IMHO
Please critique my new blog, A Modest Proposal!

[Raguleader]

Originally Posted by Scylla, May 6, 1937, Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
The horror of zeppelins.

(ed. note: Am I going to hell for this?:D)

[PlainJain]

@Jack

I will be in Dallas tomorrow… what should I see?

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@LHOswald

I hear the Texas School Book Depository is nice.

[MEBuckner]

@Yamamoto56

Trip to Honolulu next week–what to see and do?

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[AK84]

@Oliver Cromwell 1649

Going to Ireland to take over some real estate, are the locals friendly?

And

@Julius Ceaser 15 March 44BC

Yes I am going on holiday to Capua after todays senate session

[Raguleader]

@MEBuckner

Originally Posted by Yamamoto56, December 1, 1941
Trip to Honolulu next week–what to see and do?

Originally Posted by MidwayMorse, May 19, 1942
I am shocked, SHOCKED, to learn that the desalination plant here is on the fritz. Guess I’m not gonna get to take any showers for a while.

[Malacandra]

@The mayor of Hiroshima 7th August 1945

What the fuck just happened?

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[MEBuckner]

@Tsutomu Yamaguchi

Oh, FUCK this!!!

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[AK84]

@Any one of Henry VIII wives

So is he good husband material?

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[Gary_Robson]

@Jesus Christ on April 2

What a week. Maybe things will be better after an evening in Gethsemane with the boys.

@Cecil Adams

I’ll bet this whole “fight against ignorance” thing would be over in no time if I harnessed That ARPANET project the boys at BBN are working on. I’ll just have to wait a few years until it’s ready for me.

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[JohnT]

@david simmons

this should be easy: Let’s solve this problem posed by monsieur fermat.

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@tubadiva

resolved: Discussions about solved math problems belong in gq. Discussions about unsolved math problems belong in gd. Also, let’s keep it civil - we have had two bannings because of that fermat thread and we don’t want to have any more.

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@thudlow boink

some thoughts about fermat

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@wesley clark

why isn’t fermat on hilbert’s list?

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@mike s

post links to your failed wolsfkehl solutions here.

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@andyw

taking a break. I’ve got some professional issues to work through and, sadly, must take a pause from my friends at the sdmb. I hope i can get through this quickly - only time will tell - but i need to focus my attention on rw stuff and can’t spend time solving everybody else’s math problems.

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@problemsolver

fermat’s last theorem: Solved.

Remember andyw? That’s me (i lost my login during my break (don’t worry, i’ve contacted the mods and they know my new login (btw, what the hell happened here the past 7 years?))) anyway, i have spent the past 7 years working on a solution to fermat’s last theorem and will be presenting my solution over the next couple of days here in cambridge.

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@problemsolver

fuck! Shit, goddamn, piss… Fuck!!! (ed. Problem in fermat proof)

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@problemsolver

problems in fermat’s last theorem resolved.

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@david simmons

did fermat have a proof?

[Spoons]

With thanks to AK84 for the set-up…

Originally Posted by Any one of Henry VIII wives
So is he good husband material?

Originally Posted By Cathy Aragon
Meh. Nobody to lose your head over.

[Alka_Seltzer]

Some biblical ones…

@Eve

Ask The Chick With Knowledge of Good AND Evil

@Cain

Anger Management (long)

@Noah

Horned Horse Foaming at Mouth, Vetinary Advice Needed

@Jonah

How Long to Traverse A Whale’s Digestive System? (Sent from iPhone)

@Lot

Culinary Uses for Large Quantity of Salt?

@David

Advice on Deafeating Much Stronger Opponent

@Job

Dealing With Paranoia

[JohnT]

@Daniel

How to calm hungry lions (Need answer fast!]

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@Un-named Poster

Jesus raised my brother from the dead, however, I’ve already, er, taken “possession” of his widow (and she, me - this is mutual!) Is it murder if I kill my brother?