Eh, this one might be fun. Or it will die a barely-noticed death… you never can tell. Regardless, don’t be mean… the ever-vigilant eyes of the moderators are watching… :eek:
I’m doing thread titles myself, but if anybody wants to do historical spoof-posts, go right ahead. 
(The above was eventually moved to Great Debates, then IMHO)
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Ahem
Capt. Edward Smith in General Questions on April 14, 1912
What effect would an iceberg collision have on a steel liner? (Need answer fast.)
Idle Thoughts, is it okay to take a quote from an actual poster and ascribe a fake date to it?
Yes, that’s what I was saying, haha.
Just clarifying- and for any other posters who may be following this thread.
Much harder to come up with ones for actual dopers, but I did manage:
Originally posted by Astorian on 3rd July 1971 in relation to Jimmy Morrison:
Pamela: “Geez, Jim, you stink. Would it KILL you to take a bath?”
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(Sorry, Hal - you’re the first Jersey-ite Doper I found. 
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