Tatum O’Neal?
you know of course, maxy-babe, I say that in a most respectful way.
you do admit you have to say your name in a suave movie anouncer voice:
You thought the carnage was over…
(cue creepy music)
you thought wrong!
Coming to theaters in September:
Al Lewis is …
MAX
CARNAGE!
(sub voice)
carnage…to the MAX!
this film has not yet been rated.
Al Lewis!!! hehehe…
Two small nitpicks. My breasts are real and I can do a better Twist of Fate in my sleep.
originally posted by Mephisto
You got the “goofy-looking” part right.
Mephisto - Faust.
Flamsterette_X - flaming hamster (Successor to the Flaming Moe?)
Semp - sump pump
Milossarian - Milos Forman.
The Wrong Girl - she’s tough, from the wrong side of the tracks. Don’t mess with her.
Actually, The Wrong Girl is the one I keep finding…
Mmmmmmmm, me. Oh wait, I’m allergic to coconut. I’d better stay away from myself.
Whenever I picture Flamsterette_X I think of what Bonnie Raitt would’ve looked like when she was 25, with lots of fiery red hair
blur makes me think of the lead singer from Rammstein.
Captain Amazing looks like Clark Kent
ResIpsaLoquitor reminds me of my friend at UMich Law because the Location area used to say Ann Arbor, MI.
Milossarian looks like Roberto Baggio c. 1994.
december looks like my dad, because they’re both actuaries. Except my dad’s a kneejerk liberal instead of a kneejerk conservative. They’re bizarro versions of each other.
Sam Stone looks like Lord Farquat from Shrek but much taller.
dantheman looks like Catherine Zeta Jones’s handler in Entrapment. I forget the name of the actor.
Max Carnage is me in ten years, because whenever I see his name I think of wrecking my car.
FWIW, my name is a combination of Guinevere and Anastasia.
So it is pronounced Gwin-, not Gin-? I thought the U might have been silent.
And if you say it fast enough, it sounds like “Going to East Asia”.
Al Lewis??? Oh man, am I giving off the wrong impression when I’m being played by Grampa Munster.
Yep, it’s like Gwen. Gwen-ah-stayzha.
hey man, Al Lewis is one hep cat.
Bad News Baboon - I’m actually picturing a Baboon playing drums. It’s a rather nice visual too
The names that catch me every time are Mangetout which always makes me think of the “Toot-Sweets” sequence in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and Quadgop the Mercotan, which always just makes me laugh. Oh, and I think of the Wizard of Oz whenever I see Ginger of the North.
Well, the latest thing I saw Al doing was some bad spring break type movie where he was surround by buxom co-eds rubbing their bubbies in his face. I guess I could live with that. I guess I owe you thanks then, Bad News Babe
Mangetout I always misread as Magnet-out.
Big Kahuna Burger of course reminds me of Sam Jackson.
I read Mangetout as “All the receding-hairline dogs of the world”.
Mangetout is a gourmand
Mouthbreather–I always picture Darth Vader and that heavy breathing he does. Or else the guy who calls you on the phone and breathes heavily.
I will have you know, I do NOT prance.
I sashay.
Now that we have this cleared up, I just wanted to say that the only one that comes to mind is Hastur, who makes me think of Nena. “Hastur etwas Zeit für mich? Singen ich ein Lied für dich von neunundneunzich Luftballone…”
Anthracite -Cyber-gothic Vampire Warrior. She wears a skin-tight latex body sock with utility belts and bandoliers containing the tools of her trade.
She is the leader of a private army of computer hackers, urban guerillas, and anti-establismentarians whose collective agenda is to access the information the Government and Big Corporations hide from us.
One day, this hidden info will be loosed upon the general public on the day “when all things hidden…shall be revealed.”
Esprix - heavyweight wrestling champion of the Gay Wrestling Association. One fourth of the Alliance, thich includes
Inter-continental champ Thunder and tag-team champs El Ninio
and Flambe
Oooh, ooh, I was reading this thread and planning to post just so someone would talk about me, and low and behold, Flamesterette_X mentioned me without my sneaky prompting.
Yea!
scott_evil, I think of Seth Green.
matt_mcl for some reason makes me think of Malcolm McLaren
Debaser reminds me of the Pixies
Shagnasty reminds me of a big shaggy, muddy dog
jarbabyj reminds me of a little pickled fetus in a jar of formaldehyde (yuck - sorry jar!)
Bedrosian Bixby reminds me of both Eric Begosian and Bill Bixby