Which usernames do you make assumptions about, only to find out you were wrong, and what kind of assumptions do you make based on usernames?
TVeblen: I always thought she was a TV fanatic. Turns out this refers to a person called T Veblen.
Happy Lendervedder: For the longest time, I thought he was a she, and that she was called Happy Lavender.
Meatros: For some reason I always think of Meatros as a hardcore carnivore, who has meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Libertarian: I thought he was interested in collating books, until I actually read his name closely.
The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide: I always imagine him in a butler’s suit, with a sash, and wearing a monacle.
Oh, and I imagine Octavia Smythe-Bunion I. Esq. lives with The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide in a palace. And they drink tea and have cream cakes for lunch.
Anyone else have assumptions about Dopers, based on their usernames, or assumptions about usernames that have turned out to be false?