I always though it was Gwyn (Gwin).
Max CarnageMax Payne, form the game of the same name.
Anthracite I can only a imagine a figure silhouetted in front of a window. Being lit by the glow of a computer screen.
Bad News Baboon A primate reading a news paper.
ratty myself playing Ratty in Toad of Toad hall (at school).
SilkyThreat For some reason I always read this as SilkyThread. Is there a silkythread?
celestina something sparkly - with a hint of wickedness 
I knew somebody would mention this sooner or later. Oh well, what can I say? You’re in good company, Neidhart, believe me. 
That would be quite a trick, considering I’m Chinese. (and no, I have never dyed my hair any color at all in my life)
Whenever I see John Carter of Mars, I can’t help but think of E.R., since that’s the name of the character Noah Wyle plays. (and he’s such a cutie, too…)
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Yes, Neidhart, you’re in excellent company. 
Hastur for some reason int makes me thing of HAMSTERS.
Slainte drunk Irishmen
Neidhart This is the wierdest one… I picture bob NEWHART waking up beside Suzzane Plishette(sp) explaining that he just had the strangest dream about owning an Inn in Vermont:confused:
Patricinus Scriblerus makes me think of Patricia Scribbler.
Really? I’ll have to see if I can find a .wav of that ad on the web.
As long as no little red laser dot comes through my window at my silhouette, we’re cool.
I do not post enough for you to recognize my name, but I would like to know what you think.
SatyrDave
Guinastasia makes me think of a Russian dancer, something like ballet. But everyone knows what ballet dancers are like.
Anthracite puts visions of miners wearing lights in my head. But as far as the image of the poster, I see an old elementary school teacher.
Flamsterette_X makes me see a clubbing addicted blonde.
Cartooniverse is a cartoonist living in Japan.
Big Kahuna Burger is a manager of one of those trendy restaurants that think if they serve some new fangled kind of burger it’ll put them ahead of the others.
Pepsigirl I see as a little cutie chick working in an open office at Pepsi’s headquarters. She’s blonde and drives an SUV because she likes to camp out when she’s off work and needs the room to transport all her stuff.
The Wrong Girl has dyed pink hair in streaks. She’s the girl from the Blink 182 song that he met at the Rock Show.
SatyrDave: I picture a goat-man from Greek mythology, but holding a beer can and wearing a fraternity T-shirt.
Is this good or bad?
That’s up to you, sugar lips.
I picture you in a lineup between FryDave and SonDave.
Sorry, dude: I’ve never been clubbing in my life. 
Neither have I ever dyed my hair blonde… I’ve seen that look before on Chinese people. In my opinion, it looks horrible.
Patricinus Scriblerus makes me think of one of those old Roman patricians, scribbling down laws in his lawbook. Or, more likely, getting his slave to do it. (if the patricians weren’t the lawmakers, then never mind me… but this patrician looks like the Romans in the Asterix and Obelix books)
Cartooniverse makes me think of someone who is equally adept at cartooning and poetry. Heck, maybe he writes poetry about his cartoons! (or draws cartoons about the subject of his poetry)
Now that I think of it, Double Darren makes me think of twins. That, or Doublemint chewing gum. Alternatively, the username makes me think of people named Darren that I know, or used to know.
Whenever I see Hastur’s name, I think of the local Hasty Market Tempo on Broadway. That, or it makes me think of a business called the Hasty Mart.
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What? You’ve never, ever, ever clubbed a baby seal? Not even once??
Exactly. After that happened a million times (even with some rather clever screennames, if I do say so myself), I figured it must have been a message from the gods.
“Some board” being this one.