Okay, why the hell can I never find anything with the search feature?
Google is my loyal slave.
Lycos is my grovels at my feet.
Alta Vista peels grapes and feeds them to me one-by-one.
People from all over the department come to me when they need to find obscure information on the web, and I seldom send away a querant unsatisfied.
But whenever I try to used the SDMB Search feature, either I get no matching entries, or a huge long list of utterly random threads. Honestly! I open these threads, and they do not even contain the words I searched for.
What’s wrong with me?
Anybody have any extremely clever search tips? Basic pointers? A clue? A clue! My kingdom for a clue!