Season's Greetings From the Fry Guy!

He’s obviously very proud of his work!

(Tip: Open several copies of this in succession, separated by eight seconds each, so that they mimic a “rondo” like the way the song is supposed to be performed.)

Oh, jeez.

When I was in college, there was a Fry Guy in our cafeteria. His name was Oscar, and he always served up the deep fried stuff.

Whenever he served you, he’d say “how you doin’?” in a real friendly way. He was just a real nice friendly guy, and everyone loved him.

He was known throughout the land as Oscar the Fry Guy.

I saw him once at the grocery store. It was odd to see him without his apron and visor, smiling and serving up french fries.