Vice President of out new subsidiary in Tahiti.
Anywhere I get to kick ass, take names, and make (competitor or region) my bitch.
telephone sanitizer
With the amount of time I spend sleeping at my desk, I’m pretty sure most of my day is a dream already.
Any sort of special projects outside of your department you’d be able to “dream” about that your sensitive coworkers wouldn’t care about? “I’d love to be work on a special project that allowed me to interact with the CEO and Department X, hopefully something involving bacon and international intrigue.”
I think you need to not treat this a realistic question about your near-term career goals (i.e. an interview question), but as a fantasy question about your personality (i.e. a date question). So invent a non-realistic job that you think would be fun. Something like “Serving free ice cream to employees”, or “designing the jerseys when the Company buys a soccer team” or “running the Company orbital space station” or whatever.
I would take this as an opportunity to be very honest about your goals. This does not have to detract from anyone even though it may make someone else nervous. You have every right to desire a specific job in your company. Everyone does.
Cabana boy to ‘most beautiful woman on staff’!
Office manager of the new Waikiki location.
“I plead the Fifth”. 
“Cookies.”
“Lord of the Fridge.”
This.
Something/Anything that comes with a “reserved” parking spot.
I always wanted wanted my own gold plated elevator.
Bikini Inspector
You’ve always dreamed of working in a factory where you could ensure that the stitching on garments was perfect, so that you could grace it with your “Inspected by #5” sticker.
Why bikinis? Highest stitching to fabric ratio in the industry, of course!
Retiree.
Great Grandmother.