I would recommend against using any of these.
So far I think “Office manager of the new Waikiki location” is pretty good. That or “astronaut.”
You mean this isn’t it?
Mattress tester in a Bangkok whorehouse.
EDIT: Upon reflection, that may create even more political problems for you than your real answer.
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As for my contribution, I’ll add another vote for “office manager of the new office in Waikiki/Tahiti/Aruba” or the exotic location of your choice.
I PMed him my bank-account details.
So why is office manager in Waikiki better than VP of the new Tahiti subsidiary? (See post 22)
Posts #44 and #45 refer to a since-removed spam post. Some guy selling gold.
Parts of me really want to do a “gold standard” CSI meme joke here, but out of the kindness of my heart I will refrain.
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Made me laugh
Waikiki sounds funnier. shrug
Hey Jacknifed, you’ll let us know what you go with, right??
Tell them that you’d like the CEO’s job because no-one is doing it at the moment.
I borrowed the vacation theme and went with “President, Caribbean Cruise Division (not crossing my fingers just yet)”.
I didn’t want to halt the thread by revealing it. These answers are hilarious. Keep 'em coming!
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“K’s” are funny. Nobody knows why. I’ts like the rule of three - repeat a punchline three times it gets more hilarious each time. Fourth time, now you’re “that weird guy.”
OP: The more I think about it, I think you should combine your real answer with the exotic location. That way you’ve said what you really want, but dodged the poltical bullet by assuming that a new position would be required.
so: “[Boss’s boss’s title] at the new Waikiki location.”