Seinfeld Jeopardy!

“Kramer is afraid of these people!”

What are clowns?
Benzene

What does Kramer clean his slicer with using Jerry’s face towel causing Jerry to break out in hives?

BOSCO

What is George’s secret PIN code?

Shrinkage

What happens to, uh, George Jr. when he gets out of the pool.

The wheels are in motion.

What does Jerry tell Babu, the Pakistani restaurateur, after he forgets to give him his Visa paperwork?

Scandals and Animals

What is the theme of the newly revamped talk show in Kramer’s living room?
Ahhh, the peat.

What is the theme on Kramer’s “talk show”?

Aluminum

“Ahhh, the peat.”

What does Jerry say when trying to convince the neo-Nazis that he’s Irish?
I guess let’s go with watsonwil’s Aluminum

Aluminum

What is the Festivus Pole made of?

$750

$750 is the amount Jerry gives Elaine for a birthday present, after they start sleeping together again, I think. And she answers, “What am I, a hooker?!?”

That could be true, I don’t recall, but that is also the amount J. Peterman pays for Kramer’s “stories.”

Cucumbers

Yeah, you’re right. Jerry gives Elaine less money.

What is Kramer’s choice of pizza topping that causes a disagreement with Poppi?
A bust of Nelson Rockefeller.

Response to Happy Lendervedder:
What potnential gift for Elaine does Jerry dismiss as “too gubenatorial?”

Tufts University

What does George suggest Jerry get Elaine for her birthday?

re-gifted

What was wrong with the label maker Elaine received from Tim Watley?

"Tastes Like Filet Mignon"

What was the label maker?

What was the label maker?

What is the slogan of Papaya King hot dogs?
Irish money.