This post does not exist.
Neither does this one.
What the…
I could have sworn there was a post here a minute ago. Hm.
Would it make a sound if it fell over in a forest in which there was no-one to hear it?
I am thinking about the post, therefore it must exist. Either that, or I’m shitfaced.
Which is it? Either you will answer me truthfully, or you’re drunk too. And you don’t know whether I am being truthful.
Descartes is on a plane, reading the paper. The stewardess comes by with the drinks, and asks Descartes what he would like. Descartes relates that he would like a whiskey.
“Would you like some ice in your whiskey, Sir?”, asks the stewardess.
“I think not.”, replies Descartes.
POOF
The stewardess is suddenly looking at an empty chair.
Is the thought of a non-existant post a real thought?
This post is false.
This post is a lie.
Holy untrue simulposts, Batman!
I’m not here, nor have I ever been. I am a masterpiece of your imagination. And you thought I was real…
Montfort: Only one of our posts is true.
All of our posts are true, Gilligan.
Ah, go postulate your antecedents!
Dudeeeeeeee. This thread is heaaavy man.
Does a thread exsist if the posts within are lies?
Proof 1: A predicate is ascribed to a noun, which denotes not only existance, but action as well.
Proof 2: You cannot debate that which does not exist.
If I get in my spaceship and travel at the speed of light and turn on my headlights, I can read this thread.
Xizor… no you can’t!! It don’t exists…
Without the post, there is no poster. Therefore if the post does not exist …
The emperor has no clothes.