Of course you can get a credit card, Kat! Just ask Bluepony. When he gets back from Monte Carlo. Make sure he’s actually “found some facts” first, though. He’s decidedly unpleasant after he’s lost at blackjack…er, I mean, “been unable to accomplish his mission.”
By the way, would you guys like a small island off the coast of Italy? There’s this elderly Greek zillionaire who has become rather enamored of me, and he wants to give me an island. I told him I’d have to think about it. I just wanted to run it past the brass first, though. So, yea or nay? It’s a fixer-upper, but it has real potential, and it is free. Well, not exactly free, but hey, it’s all in a day’s work.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
StoryTyler: I thank you for your advice and critique. But do you have to keep flashing those headlamps of yours at me? It’s making me…twitch. Actually, I’m twitching in a fairly interesting location, so nevermind.
As far as the whole gas thing. It’s a controlable weapon, trust me. As long as I stay away from fried onion rings, it’s usually not a problem.
A rough estimate of how many lackies I intend to toast: All I can give is a percentile range of between 10 and 50 percent of all thugs, lackies and minions who are around me at any given time. Add a plus or minus 15 percent for accidental maiming or dismemberment. What can I say, it’s an art, not a science!
Ya know, the Medical Department is looking for a location for our Secret Agent Repair, Rest, and Recouperation Facility (SARRRF), and I’ve got the OK to spend a few ducats…
Cristi, if you could seal the deal (so to speak) with the old tycoon, I think we could build us a bang-up SRCO Evil Laboratory and Clinic (and our own private Self-Righteous Clique Club Med vacation get-away…?). SmickD? Konrad? Bueller?
StoryTyler Distinguished Big-Hootered Assistant to Criminally Insane Doctor,
Self-Righteous Clique
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Memo: All Self-Righteous Members
Subject: El Presidente Inspection
All members of the Self-Righteous Clique will be inspected by El Presidente on February 21. This is President’s Day after all. Please be prepared for a full and complete inspection…this includes all double agents and all secret agents. We have ways to find you.
No further notice will be given.
Fuzzy Wuzzy
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
Story - I told you I was taking the weekend off. Geez. It was the time for the Annual International Symposium for the Criminally Insane, in beautiful, downtown Bagdad.
I seems that you have done admirable work in my absence! I am quite proud! I expect that our lab/resort will be up and running in no time now that you have shaken out some cash (among other things I heard you’ve been shaking out ::maniacal grin:
I’m sorry, but the denutting will have to proceed as a personal favor to Vestal, lab or no lab. You slip the quarry a mickey, sling one leg (his) over the TV and the other leg (also his) over the stereo and I’ll “make’a de meatballs”. Actually, since you did so well while I was away - how would you like to do the honors? You’re first destructive surgery ::sniff::, I’m so proud!
Hey, Hey, HEY!!! How did that stupid smilie attach itself to my maniacal grin??? Who’s the technical director around here?? I insist that grinning yellow ball be removed, or I will be forced to schedule another denutting!!
Okay, fools! Here’s the situation!
I can’t possibly keep up vit all uf jou! Vhat dost thou expect of me?
Heh heh heh! I snort at those of you who do not operate autonomously! Look at how much fun this is! I salute all of us!
Snootchie-Bootchies!
Anyway, I have a good slogan for all of us!
It’s all good and it’s all in fun, now get in the pit and try to love someone!
Who better that the Ambassador of Ass himself, Kid Rock, to adequately explain our aims to consumers worldwide?
So here we go:
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Storytyler:
Doesn’t like me, and she is evidently stacked like a cord of wood… You know, 4x4x8? Anyway, this I am sorry to hear. So, if there is anything I can do to make amends, let me know. I can explain myself, but how droll is that? Use your imagination, baby and leave the fishnets with the seam up the back on.
Gabriel: Good news, fucko, yer hired. THat is, if you want to be. See Dr. jackson for you asbestos ass-cheekl implants soonest. You ARE the official ass flame blasting target, whenever someone is pissed, they will have you to take it out on. The plus side is that you get to hire a sexy assistant to assuage the bruises to your ego and such. And you get paid the most. And cheese dip.
Say hey, I think that’s all. Want to read more of my rantings? Cool. http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004760.html
Anyway, this kicks ass, I am glad to see all this.
Noonch.
Fat Guy in a Little Coat,
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique
Hmm. It seems as though this thread is dead. So short lived my “popularity contest” was, yes? Mmmm. Anyway, folks, is it time to disband the clique? Has everyone lost interest?
What ho?
Fat Guy in a Little Coat,
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique
:::Gasp::: REALLY?!? Thank you Doctor! Vestal, get that goon over here ASAP [I get to cu-ut! I get to cu-ut! Neener, neener neeeee-ner!].
Aw, I don’t hatecha, just try to remember my name!
Whoa! Well, in that case, I’ve always wanted a fat man in a little coat to… [errrrahhhhhhhm, maybe this calls for a confidential memo… BTW, do you have any special ahhherrr… talents as a fat man in a little coat? anything of outstanding merit I should know about before making my request? Is cheese dip included?]
Aw, I still like ya, Smickster. Snootchies all over yer bod, baby.
StoryTyler Distinguished Big-Hootered Assistant to Criminally Insane Doctor,
Self-Righteous Clique
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
