An organization such as this one can never have too many lovely man-trapping secret agents. Count me in! I’d also consider employment as a redheaded female lackey, and I do have a Professional Evil Laughing Certification.
Now this was a fun course. I’ve got the Low Breathy Voice and Controlled Heaving Bosoms certs too. Currently working on Perpetually Perfect Hair, and Advanced Skin-Tight Clothing w/ Hidden Weaponry.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
Name: Kat
Position Applied For: Attractive yet lethal homicidal sociopath
Qualifications: Have filled this position for over 2 years on an internet mailing list. Also have been a cat goddess on an internet message board for several months.
Opinion on carp: Fish bad. Please note the obvious anagram.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“[A]gainst stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.” --J.C.F.S. as quoted by H.M.