Orrin Hatch today accused Obama of abandoning the working class and donning a “Hipster fedora and a double skim latte.”
Here’s the story:
I wonder if he’ll also grow a beard and start drinking PBR ironically.
I’d pay to see President Obama in a Hipster fedora.
There’s no way a 77-year-old guy from Utah came up with that line, but it probably did come from someone unhip in his office. I don’t think hipsters drink stuff you get at Starbucks.
President, I served with Jack Abramhoff, I knew Jack Abramoff, Jack Abramoff was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Abramoff.
Is that a fedora, I can never distinguish between types of hats.
I think that’s a Panama, but that’s even cooler.
I’d hope he wouldn’t have to don a double-skim latte.
Yeah, it’s a Panama.
He can’t be a hipster without a beard. If he had a beard he’d be Wyatt Cenac.
But originally from Ecuador 
I know, actually. I’m still kicking myself for only buying a fedora there and not grabbing a Panama, too. Fedoras are too hot in the summer.
Hee!
I’d pay to see Wyatt Cenac in a Hipster fedora, too.
Obama was a Jeremy Lin fan before he was Jeremy Lin, so he’s a basketball hipster.
Hipster fedoras are the ones with the narrow brims, right? Maybe we should take up a collection and send him a fez. Fezzes are cool.
A hat can be both a fedora and a Panama hat. “Panama” refers to the material it’s made of and “fedora” refers to the shape.
BAND NAME!
Too soon?
Come on it’s been like forever since anybody did that.
Obama publicly drank a PBR on his 2008 campaign, and bloggers were debating whether that was working class or hipster of him.
Depends if it was ironically or not.
I think those are called “pork pie” hats. I think.
The fedora favored by hipsters is the trilby.
Yeah, but he’s still a Lin fan after Lin became famous, so doesn’t that wipe out his hipster cred?