Hey, I’m going to Camp at 8AM Sunday, so I will be away from the boards. I want mail from my Doper buddies.
Mail me letters (or even packages) at:
Matt, Ranger Cabin
c/o Camp Longhorn
#1 Longhorn Road
Burnet, TX 78611
There is a way to email me, but when I sent a letter to the camp asking how, I got no response. I’ll call tomorrow and get it, then I will post it. If you have my email there is no excuse for not brightening my camp day, alright?
BTW, I will be hanging out with a bunch of other 16-17 year old guys, so keep that in mind when sending stuff. Also know that they will look at the email at least a little before they give it to me I think.
Thanks a ton, hope to hear from you.
Lucky Charms
Uh… I don’t know you, but what the hell… ::looks for random stuff to send::
I would open any packages in private. You never know what kinds of twisted minds we have here.
Oh, wait- we do know what kinds of minds the 'dopers have.
Definately open the packages in private.
Check them for ticking/bleating/mooing noises too.
Can you receive attachments on your camp email? 
TheLoadedDog, I assume I know what you’re talking about, but no. No. No. No I can not.
You guys get that email tomorrow. Write stuff that’s as wierd and obscene as you like, but unfortunately I can’t get attachments. The message is delivered to me after being printed out.
Oh man, I should get some good stuff from you guys. I know y’all are freaky and creative enough to do something grand.
Lucky Charms
Hmmm… packages to camp…
My Mom always sent cookies and books to me. She sent my brothers clean underwear.
Now, do you prefer lacy things or thongs?
Damn! Looks like I have to keep donkey.jpg all to myself.
Now where’s that dildo, bottle of lube, and copies of FirstHand I had lying around?
Ok, here’s how to Email me.
Just send a message to skr@cabins.camplonghorn.com
The subject line MUST be “For Matt In The Ranger Cabin”
Unfortunately the email must be text only. If you’re sending something visually obscene, you’ll have to use snail mail.
Alright dopers, let’s make a contest of it. When I get back I will announce who sent me the best/most entertaining/most absurd or whatever email or regular mail.
Go buck wild.
Lucky Charms
Ooh, also, as I leave first thing tomorrow, can I ask you guys the favor of keeping this thread bumped, so that it can get maximum exposure, and I can get maximum mail?
Cranky, you better be cooking up something good.
Lucky Charms
How long are you going to be away?
What size shirt do you wear?
::runs off, rubbing hands with glee, laughing maniacally::
I’m gonna be away for 3 weeks and I wear an XL.
God knows what screech-owl is thinking…
Lucky
I’m moving this up once again. This will be my last post in this forum until I get back from Camp, so you guys keep this thread around, won’t you?
I’m off to start a pit thread, then I think I’m outta here.
Hope to hear from you all.
Lucky Charms
I have now started a different email thread for shits and giggles.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Lucky Charms
::hugs to all my doper pals who I won’t post with for another few weeks::