(I’m sorry for starting another one of these, but this one is just too good.)
In MPSIMS:
There’s something colorful in my pants.
T…M…fuckin’ I!
Nah, this one is better, also in MPSIMS:I have found Jesus!
Another Return of the Religous Nutball
Yet another reason I’m going to hell, I know! Got any marshmallows? 
CJ