2Pi*R – Max Cohen copes with the aftermath of the home-lobotomy he gave himself at the end of Pi.
Pulp-free Fiction
The Amazing Mr. Ripley 2 - Believe it or not.
Teen Wolf III, The Next Generation
Star Trek Voyager-The Motion Picture On the next mission after returning to the Federation, Janeway and crew encounter an older, confused V’ger which is convinced Voyager is it’s baby. Special guest star: Stephen Collins as Commander Decker/the personification of V’ger.
Three Men and a Teen age Prostitute
I used to joke many years ago that they should make a sitcom sequel to ‘Silence of the Lambs’, where Hannibal and Clarice get married, have a house full of charmingly psychotic kids, and then Clarice dies in a tragic food processor accident and Hannibal has to raise them on his own.
If I only knew…
Man, I’m having fun horrifying everyone. Here’s another:
http://us.imdb.com/Details?0265651
Remember, no matter how bad an idea you’ve got, Hollywood has a worse one, as we see by Badtz Maru’s last post.

Lethal Weapon 6:
Let’s see how many times we can say “We’re getting too old for this.”