NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :eek:
WTF? Somebody just messin’ with our heads, right? Please let this just be another joke listing a la Gilligan’s Island!
…amount to 50% of those that have been made.
*Mary Poppins’s Children
All My Children of the Corn
Children of the Corn: The Killing Fields
When Harry Met Sally’s Sister*
Dick Van Dyke and Angela Lansbury IN
*“Diagnosis: Murder,” She Wrote
Star Trek: Deep Space 911
Star Trek: Deep Space 90210
The Sequel: Part I
The Movie: the Sequel* or something like that.
Do you remember Ziggy? *Coming Soon* at A Theater Near You.Maybe “Shaving Private Ryan”?
So how long before the live action Simpsons in Space!?
It’s Not Such a Wonderful Life After All. In the 50’s George and Mary are embroiled in the Red Scare when it comes out that Uncle Harry is gay and his lover Ernie is a communist. Featuring the triumphant appearance of a winged-haloed Clarence.
Con Air II: The Wrath of Con
Leaving Las Vegas Again
The Best Years of Our Lives Are Over
The Mighty Ducks IV: Bloodlust on Ice
Star Trek XI: The Search For Wesley Crusher
“Lord of the Rings, Episode One: The Phantom Menace”
Radagast the Brown discovers that a young slave named Gandalf will become a great wizard, thanks to his high magichloridian count.
For some reason, whenever I hear this title in my head, it’s in Garrett Morris’ voice. Shouting.
Ishtar 2?
Dances with Coyotes
Pulp Non-Fiction
Schindlers Lift
The live according to Barp
A passage to Pakistan
CopyHound
Harry Potter and the Giant Zit
Welcome Back Potter:
Harry Potter returnes to Hogwarts as a teacher and is put in charge of a group of difficult children known as “Warthogs”. Draco Malfoy is now principal.
Perfect! I think I’d actually like to see that one, at least on SNL.
It was already shown a couple weeks ago on SNL.
“George Bush: The Second Term”
It wouldn’t have been such a bad movie if it’d stuck to the book (IMO). The mere idea of it (as well as the idea of the awful TV series) wasn’t so bad as the execution.
This is a pretty funny Liam Neeson reference that I wished I didn’t get. (This is what I’m talking about, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. Though to Mr. Neeson’s credit, he’s not actually in that one.)
As for bad sequels :
Six more Beethoven movies, just so they can surpass Ludwig van.
Full House : Kings over Deuces - A combination reunion/sequel. The soldiers of Three Kings must rescue the daughters (Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen) of the President (Bob Saget) , Vice President (Dave Coulier), and Secretary of Defense (John Stamos), who’ve been kidnapped by Saddam Hussein (playing himself). And this time around, there’s none of that moral ambiguity – the American soldiers bravely save the girls and anyone who tries to stop them ( Saddam, some Iraqi soldiers, the hippies in the streets, the UN general assembly ) gets blown up. Features a finale with the Olsen twins, Ice Cube and Mark Wahlberg all singing together for the first time ever.
Weekend at Bernie’s : Ten Years After – one of Bernie’s old girlfriends married rich but, after her husband dies and she contracts a terminal illness, realizes that the only person she ever loved was Bernie. She’ll leave everything to him – but only if she gets to spend one more night with him.
The B-Team?
The Friday After That
An adorable alien is sent back in time from outer space to kill Elliott and his family in ET2.
Jimmy Stewart and Doris Day star as a couple who run into yet another group of international criminals in The Man Who Knew Way Too Much.
And Hollywood combines every known script cliche into one giant dumb-fest in Three Man and a Baby, Secret of the Lost Legends of the Fall of the Roman Empire Strikes Back to the Futurekilling Me Softly With His Song of the South Pacific Heights.
FISH