Sequels we are unlikely to see...

Final Destination 3: Are we there yet?

Highlander 2: The Quickening 2: Even Quicker
Bond sequels:

Always Say Never Again

The World Is Just Plenty, Thank You

The Man With the Golden Parachute

Life Is A Lot Less Beautiful Now That My Dad Is Dead

All Is Disco On The Western Front

Battlefield Earth II (No other jokes needed)

National Lampoon’s Idiotic, Low-Budget, Crudely Scripted Vacation

There’s Something About Mary’s Divorce Lawyer

Father Of The Embittered Single Mom

Analyze That Other Stuff, Too

Fallen, Again

Another One Of Those Goddamn Pokemon Movies

Me, Myself, Irene, and Madeline Albright

The Fossilized Poets’ Society

Starship Troopers II: Dougie Howser and the Love Bug

American Pie III: When Come Back, Bring Nookie!

O Brother, Who Art Thou?

The Found Boys

The Grumpiest Old Men in the Whole Goddamned World.

The UnUsual Suspects: Betcha can’t guess the plot twist this time.

Assistant Professor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Working and Love Academia

Some Other Things I Hate About You

Escape from St. Louis

sex, lies, and videotape or Disney DVD

Death Wish XII: Would you just die already?

Howard the Duck 2: All Quacked Up

I Spit on Your Headstone

Battlefield Earth II: Hubbard’s Revenge

Eyes Wide Shut II: I Was Peeking

Forgot one:

I’m Pretty Sure I Think I Know What You May Have Been Doing a Couple of Springs Ago, But I’ll Have to Check My Notes To Be Sure

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Sequal to “Se7en”

Clerks II: Now in color!

Chasing Amy II: Sorry, still gay

Dogma II: We are really going to hell

Return of Jay and Silent Bob: We found some more in-jokes to film.

Raiders of the lost reading glasses (plot twist: they were under his fedora the whole time)

Bigger trouble in Littler China

Uh, some of you only think you’re joking!

There’s talk in the works for a prequel to Gladiator (“Next time, Maximus, when we say we’re going to Bolivia, let’s go to Bolivia!”). Travolta was trying to get someone to fund the sequel to Battlefield Earth and they’re in negotiations with the actors to star in American Pie III: An American Wedding. There’s also a Jason vs. Freddy movie in the works. Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

Love the contributions all - thanks for joining in!

Here’s some more, starting with a food-theme:

Lunch At Tiffanys

Legend Of The Hungover Master

What’s Excreting Gilbert Grape?

The Hunt For Red November

How To Make An American Kaftan

Das Oder Boot

Old Guns

The Rehab of King George

Shakespeare In Contentedness

From way back…

“Afterbirth of a Nation”

The Silmarillion

The Silmarillion could be good, except that it’d be about 72 hours long :slight_smile:

TORCH SONG QUARTET

JESUS OF MONTREAL: THE SECOND COMING

FIELD OF DAYDREAMS

FIELD OF NIGHTMARES

OH GOD! WATCH OUT FOR THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE…

COLOR PURPLE TOO: EARLY 20TH CENTURY RURAL GEORGIAN AFRICAN-AMERICAN BISEXUAL GIRLS GONE WILD

& a few movie mergers:

AFRICAN QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

GANGS OF NYPD BLUE

GONE WITH THE WINDTALKERS

Manos II: The other hand of fate.

OLD YELLER 2: FROTH PUPPIES (“we’re looking for the boy who killed our daddy…”)

NUTTY PROFESSOR 3: PUBLISHING IN SCHOLARLY JOURNALS FOR CREDIT TOWARDS TENURE… AND FART-A-RAMA!

LION KING 3: SIMBA TAKES OVER ANOTHER PRIDE, KILLS ALL THE CUBS THAT AREN’T HIS, THEN SLEEPS ALL DAY WHILE HIS WIVES HUNT

THE SCARLET LETTER 2: B IS FOR “BEE-YOTCH”

AUSTIN POWERS IV: THE SPY WHO RODE A ONCE FUNNY BIT TO DEATH

THE WIZARD OF OZ-FEST- “Ignore the *#7ing man behind the (@* curtain… Jack, your @(*ing dog just *#*ing peed on my *@((ing curtain…”