Final Destination 3: Are we there yet?
Highlander 2: The Quickening 2: Even Quicker
Bond sequels:
Always Say Never Again
The World Is Just Plenty, Thank You
The Man With the Golden Parachute
Life Is A Lot Less Beautiful Now That My Dad Is Dead
All Is Disco On The Western Front
Battlefield Earth II (No other jokes needed)
National Lampoon’s Idiotic, Low-Budget, Crudely Scripted Vacation
There’s Something About Mary’s Divorce Lawyer
Father Of The Embittered Single Mom
Analyze That Other Stuff, Too
Fallen, Again
Another One Of Those Goddamn Pokemon Movies
Me, Myself, Irene, and Madeline Albright
The Fossilized Poets’ Society
Starship Troopers II: Dougie Howser and the Love Bug
American Pie III: When Come Back, Bring Nookie!
O Brother, Who Art Thou?
The Found Boys
The Grumpiest Old Men in the Whole Goddamned World.
The UnUsual Suspects: Betcha can’t guess the plot twist this time.
Assistant Professor Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Working and Love Academia
Some Other Things I Hate About You
Escape from St. Louis
sex, lies, and videotape or Disney DVD
Death Wish XII: Would you just die already?
Howard the Duck 2: All Quacked Up
I Spit on Your Headstone
Battlefield Earth II: Hubbard’s Revenge
Eyes Wide Shut II: I Was Peeking
Forgot one:
I’m Pretty Sure I Think I Know What You May Have Been Doing a Couple of Springs Ago, But I’ll Have to Check My Notes To Be Sure
Sequal to “Se7en”
Clerks II: Now in color!
Chasing Amy II: Sorry, still gay
Dogma II: We are really going to hell
Return of Jay and Silent Bob: We found some more in-jokes to film.
Raiders of the lost reading glasses (plot twist: they were under his fedora the whole time)
Bigger trouble in Littler China
Uh, some of you only think you’re joking!
There’s talk in the works for a prequel to Gladiator (“Next time, Maximus, when we say we’re going to Bolivia, let’s go to Bolivia!”). Travolta was trying to get someone to fund the sequel to Battlefield Earth and they’re in negotiations with the actors to star in American Pie III: An American Wedding. There’s also a Jason vs. Freddy movie in the works. Be afraid, be very, very afraid.
Love the contributions all - thanks for joining in!
Here’s some more, starting with a food-theme:
Lunch At Tiffanys
Legend Of The Hungover Master
What’s Excreting Gilbert Grape?
The Hunt For Red November
How To Make An American Kaftan
Das Oder Boot
Old Guns
The Rehab of King George
Shakespeare In Contentedness
From way back…
“Afterbirth of a Nation”
The Silmarillion
The Silmarillion could be good, except that it’d be about 72 hours long 
TORCH SONG QUARTET
JESUS OF MONTREAL: THE SECOND COMING
FIELD OF DAYDREAMS
FIELD OF NIGHTMARES
OH GOD! WATCH OUT FOR THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE…
COLOR PURPLE TOO: EARLY 20TH CENTURY RURAL GEORGIAN AFRICAN-AMERICAN BISEXUAL GIRLS GONE WILD
& a few movie mergers:
AFRICAN QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
GANGS OF NYPD BLUE
GONE WITH THE WINDTALKERS
Manos II: The other hand of fate.
OLD YELLER 2: FROTH PUPPIES (“we’re looking for the boy who killed our daddy…”)
NUTTY PROFESSOR 3: PUBLISHING IN SCHOLARLY JOURNALS FOR CREDIT TOWARDS TENURE… AND FART-A-RAMA!
LION KING 3: SIMBA TAKES OVER ANOTHER PRIDE, KILLS ALL THE CUBS THAT AREN’T HIS, THEN SLEEPS ALL DAY WHILE HIS WIVES HUNT
THE SCARLET LETTER 2: B IS FOR “BEE-YOTCH”
AUSTIN POWERS IV: THE SPY WHO RODE A ONCE FUNNY BIT TO DEATH
THE WIZARD OF OZ-FEST- “Ignore the *#7ing man behind the (@* curtain… Jack, your @(*ing dog just *#*ing peed on my *@((ing curtain…”