** IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA!!! With newslink & photos.
Cats in Toilets**
Separated by one, but worth it:
**Cats in Toilets
I’m missing a cat…and it’s not the escape artist
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Check the Septic Tank.
Two more sepatared by only one (and it’s this on, so after I post they’ll be contiguous!)
** FIRE: Getting a little nervous here
Damn, it’s hot here!
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Obama/McCain debates: just three
Would the war in Iraq be going better or worse if we only used WWII-era small-arms?
The Rapture
So what’s your opinion on the existence of extraterrestrial UFOs?
Now, that would be an interesting set of things to hear them debate.
** Brett Favre go away!
So, NFL starts today**
He’s a poet and he don’t know it, but his feet show it . . .
So, I’m in the hospital now.
Og Damn My Stupidity and Weakness.
In MPSIMS right now:
Cats in Toilets
Is this a scam?
** I pit my synagogue!
What the fuck is that smell?!?
How Popular Are Dogs… on a menu?
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** Your favorite form of birth control?
No beer before noon on Sundays…
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That’d work, for some people…
Oil rises to $500 per barrel!
Man bites dog…yum!
(am I doing this right? Ignore me if not. I just thought you had to make up thread titles that might send the board under. )
**My day was like a horror movie-Don’t read if weak stomach
Man beheads girlfriend on Santorini island **
** What the fuck is that smell?!?
Meenie7’s invisible friend
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**Aliens are invading!
Brett Favre go away!
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OK, these are off by one, but it’s a rare almost-find in Comments on Staff Reports!
**Re: How do DJs Mix Songs
The eye of the needle
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**Hard-to-spell words
Happy Saskatchewan Day! **
:smack: 
**Poop found on Mars?
What the fuck is that smell?!? **
I can picture Fry and the Professor from Futurama having that [bleeped] conversation while using the Smelloscope.
**Beijing Hiding Some Messes Before the Guests Arrive
So, I’m in the hospital now. **
That’ll teach you not to make a mess in Beijing!
**Your favorite form of birth control?
What is the most useless product you know of? **
**Poop found on Mars?
Improbable Energy Sources **