**Abandoned puppies
Fucking pigs in Maryland…
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Ahhhhhh! TMI!
Holy crap! Man be-heads fellow passenger on Greyhound in Manitoba!
Thank you for brightening my day.
**War starting in Georgia?
Murder in Beijing
I’m moving to SEATTLE!!!
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Good idea – it sounds better than Georgia or Beijing.
**So I’m watching the Olympics…
Personal Olympic Connections?
I’m tired of the Olympics already… two days before they start.
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Then you better avoid the boards! 
This must be my golden summer
Where the hell did I put my iPod?
Ohio death row inmate sings “Too Fat Polka”
"Just stop eating."
Lyrics may need a little work, but that’s not a bad start.
**Rabbit As Food.
Baby squirrel on my hands… looking for advice**
Hmmm, I suspect Mangetout could suggest something for that baby squirrel problem.
**Your “I can’t do this anymore” moment
A(nother) sex poll: What common sex act won’t you do? Are indifferent to? (TMI) **
**Viruses Can Catch Colds, Says Study That Redefines Life Itself
What else would you use to catch the drips? **