Sequential Thread Rehashing #___

From GQ:

How much blood volume does the average woman lose over the course of her period?

Bloody Mary!

also followed by How long does it take a big wound to heal?

From IMHO:

Contemplating buying a stupidly expensive camera. help me decide.

What should I do with my evil ex-roommate’s naked pictures?

I have to resurrect this thread to mention a combo in IMHO:

A poll for women:
How many nipples do you have?

(In The BBQ Pit)

A reliable SDMB is worth paying for!
Stop It! You’re Not Getting My Fucking Money!

Where’d you get your Bord Name?
I live in the stupidest state

I stooped to a new low…
Dad’s in the hospital, and Mom may be in trouble

Oooooohhhhh… Now I get it.
I Live In The Dumbest State

I don’t know why I found this amusing, but, in MPSIMS:

For all you probability wiz kids:
My Aunt

From MPSIMS:

Another day, another gun
Oooooohhhh… Now I get it.
My dad died last night

From MPSIMS

Hey, yeah, thanks for pointing out the obvious.
Oooooohhhhh… Now I get it.
(apparently that last one is fairly popular)

MPSIMS

Odd places to find a Penis.
Thank you, Australia, for your women.

From GQ:
Please, don’t laugh. This question may look odd, but it’s a serious one…
What are the Black Lumpy Things on power lines?

My long nightmare is over…but at a price
I will no longer be participating in any “unemployed Doper” threads

Hey Dopers, ever walked in on your kids?
Odd Places to Find a Penis

Right now, right below this thread:

Best Practical Joke You Played on Someone
Odd Places to Find a Penis

IMHO, current at time of posting:

Pros and Cons of being a Nurse
Best uniforms

An interesting triple in MPSIMS:

Prograsm!
So, I saw a counselor yesterday
Welcome me back!

Also in MPSIMS:

**Biggest age gap (dating)
I’m so old, I can remember “_____”! **

In MPSIMS:

Advise a young 'un - - Or Curiousity [sic] killed the teenager
Ouch.

“Straight Dope Message Board To Be Shut Down and Replaced with Google Engine.”
My first thread!

I Think I’m Going to Explode
my skin is turning purple.

ATTN: SETI@home Straight Dopers
Belief-O-Matic

In which scott evil bares his soul and admits he has a problem
M&M’s

From the BBQ Pit:

I am in Despair
You’re Fucking Kidding, Right?

in MPSIMS:

Scary Squirrels!
I am god of the squirrels

-Andrew L

In MPSIMS:

We just bought our first horse!
Do horses like to work?

Also in MPSIMS:

Ashes to Ashes - woolly faces the abyss
And Yea, the Child of Filth Did Arise