Sequential thread title triplets

Triples are a little more difficult to find, but just now in MPSIMS:

Happy Christmas. You’re laid off.
Who wants my junk?
The Straight Dope Secret Santa 2004 Exchange.

Just under this thread (until now, I guess,) a similarly-themed one:

What do YOU want for Christmas this year?
Who wants my junk?
Stupid Christmas Gifts

Right now in IMHO

Who puts salt on pizza?

What’s your salt?

High blood pressure at a young age?