From the Pit
What do you think Ryan_Liam smells like?
Elton John
Questions about primes
Vegetarian Primer
From MPSIMS
A Most Bizarre Medical Problem
What does Ryan_Liam feel like?
MPSIMS:
I’m getting married!!!
Thanks Slut…
Now showing in MPSIMS:
Hampster Porn back to back with
Thanks, slut!
That pussy’s taking a beating!
Punish the Monstre
oops…pounding, not beating.
What proportion of women who give blowjobs like to do so?
What is the best yogurt flavor?
What vacume should I buy?
IMHO is fun.
From MPSIMS:
I just lost all the hearing in my left ear.
Ar?
In IMHO:
New girl I’m dating was snooping through my stuff. Should I break things off?
I hit her truck. Now what?
MPSIMS:
Weird things that make you happy
A conversation in song titles.
Weird Stuff that makes you sad
Once more with feeling- TRULY AWFUL JOKES!!!
In MPSMIS:
Anyone ever recognize someone from online porn?
And Bingo was his name, O
<< Insert witty .sig here. >>
I just found this sequence which kinda reminds me of how the mating life of typical person A might go:
**How well do online personal ads work? **
- When those don’t work, and it is time to close the gene pool leading to:
**So, tell me about your vasectomy… **
- Trouble! Trouble! Big problem here! I need a…
**Do you have a Terrorism/Emergency Survival Plan? **
- I need a plan! I need a plan, but all I have is a…
What are some things you could do with a cucumber?
- Personal adds didn’t work, tried to close the gene pool, ran into an emergency, all I had was a cucumber, maybe I’m just not suave enough…
**How to be a more manly poster? **
- Obviously not manly enough, because now the SO is asking…
When did you know he/she wasn’t the one?
- So now I’m all alone. Even the cucumber is gone. No sex except for…
**Why do I get the feeling… **
- This isn’t nearly as much fun as sex, but all the women turned me down…
**Who would you go gay for? **
- No. Not going to happen, at least not sober…
What Beer do you enjoy the most?
Just spotted in IMHO…
Question for atheists and agnostics regarding upbringing
What is this object?
**Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers!
What the hell is going on in Washington today? **
Here in MPSIMS:
Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members)
Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers!
Ask a former prison guard
What is the effect on the human genome over time of saving unhealthy children?
Boy, the training requirements for prison guards is a lot tougher than I thought it was…
Post Your Fetish
The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
Happy Darwin Day!
Weird things that make you happy
I done wrote me a protest song
I got fired yesterday…