Just came in to read this thread and noticed these in MPSIMS:
Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members)
Why is there always some goon with a guitar?
Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers!
Coming soon to a car near you…
When your happy and you know it…
Should I have a 3some?
Here in MPSIMS…
Doomed chat up lines
Be My Valentine. Or Else.
MPSIMS:
What do you want from me? Blood?
I don’t want to go to class tonight.
Can someone explain how this works?
No, really, it’s for science.
Great Debates:
Stop saying “Smoking Gun”
Iraq: Yet Another Smoking Gun?
In MPSIMS:
I’ve got a germ-warfare suit!
Are “Zootsuits” Coming Back?
**New Diplomacy
Be My Valentine. Or Else. **
In MPSIMS:
Dead bra day.
What the hell is going on in Washington today?
I wish the titles had been reversed.
Dolly the Sheep is dead
Bill O’Reilly… go fuck yourself.
Can’t stop laughing at that one.
My failed attempt at cooking.
Dolly the Sheep is dead
Open this thread only in the event of my death Scylla
WOW! Talk About A Hero! How sad I Never Heard Of Him Before His Death.
Sex Poll: How do you do it? (warning: TMI)
In a tight spot.
So I write a check for $1M…
If I bounced a cheque to a funeral home…
I saw this yesterday in GQ but forgot to come back over to MPSIMS and post it:
A Question About AIDS
I Have a Virus
Because I can’t resist – this is about to change in MPSIMS:
A very disturbing message board…
Sequential Thread Titles CLXXVII: When Hamsters Go Postal
Odd Places to Find a Penis
the blizzard of 2003
Just now, in MPSIMS, I cracked up to notice:
Odd Places to Find a Penis
GAH! Choking Here Folks! CHOKING! Khak, khak…
in GD:
I watched the United Nations commit suicide yesterday
Why Africa?
in IMHO:
If you were a terrorist in the US where and how would you strike?
cell phone ringtones
gaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! as if the damned things weren’t annoying enough!
Sex poll: How do you do it? (warning: TMI)
Saluting the flag
In the Pit:
Peace Protesters: tell me why the fck you…
Fck everything!
This one is just sad
Ask the guy who just finished writing a book.
Ask the guy who can’t get published