"Sequential Thread Titles for the Straight Guy"

The Top 25 Pop Icons
Bill Clinton and Markie Post, true?

Just now, in MPSIMS:

Im Back…again
I am leaving SDMB

Cool animal battles
Hummingbirds Vampires Attack!

I have a job interview Wednesday!
On, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

MPMIS:

Bet Against my Penis

In MPSIMS:

Omigod! Am I getting married??
How to respond: News of impending death from a stranger

The most horrific slash you can imagine.
Children at buffets: What on earth?

A triple-header here in MPSIMS:

Help me find porn!
The Boob Poem
Once again, I’ve worn out my crotch.

Courtesy of IMHO:

**Hard/rough sex
Fundamentalist Christian sex? **

MPSIMS

The Boob Poem
EWWWWW!

also
Tomorrow I am adopting a puppy
Help me find porn

From MPSIMS:

Just how many Doms/subs ARE there on the SDMB?
Security dog trained to be too secure.

MPSIMS:
Why did you break up with your ex?
Once again, I’ve worn out my crotch.

IMHO:

Have I been raped but didn’t realize it?
Do you think this is indicative of sexual abuse?

MPSIMS:

Biggest mammalian predator ever?

Politcians

In MPSIMS:

I’m going to Bellevue, WA!
great news…and little bit of a pain in the ass to go with it

IMHO

Interviewing to keep your job
Hard/ Rough Sex?

My baby is going to kindergarten
Yooou’re in Trou-ble! Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah!

Yay! Sideburns!
Me and My Shorn Scrotum (In all probability way TMI)

If Women Ruled The World
What’s the worst pain you’ve ever experienced?

Have I been raped but didn’t realize it?
Do you think this is indicative of sexual abuse?

American Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Could this be the result of bioligical warfare in IRaq?

URL Purchase Price Offer
I’ll take “JFK” for $500…

Heh. I’m such a guy.
Help me find porn!

IMHO:

When a relationship ends, WHY can’t people just walk away?
Help needed! How can we get this guy?

** Feline Psychosis is treatable: and NO you can’t get a movie for the cat**
Am I being too sensitive?

GQ:
NBA players and free throws…
How much would a massage help?

GD:
Where would you end up if you drown during baptism?
How to make Atheists believe

The Education System
Weapons of Mass Destraction and the War on Tourism

MPSIMS:
I have rescued one of my children
Eeeeew!

Ok so I get this piece of spam, but this one is very different
Yooou’re in Trou-bble! Nyah nyah nyah!

The Great Depression
Once again I’ve worn out my crotch

BBQPit:

I pity the fool who thinks this is a good idea
Bush defaces American flags

We do not need an invitation. We do not believe in it
You heartless bitch!
IDBB

What’s the deal with goths, anyway?
American Post Traumatic Stress Disorder