"Sequential Thread Titles for the Straight Guy"

Right now in MPSIMS:

Ewwww…
That was a screwed up dream

so I get this email today…(LONG post …you have been warned)
Having my 4th baby

This just in:

Guys-Who buys that weird underwear?
My hero(s)!

Sometimes that ultrasound picture comes as a real surprise…
Having my 4th baby
Help me name a new puppy

Worst culinary disasters
What’s wrong with my cat?

in MPSIMS:

so I get this email today … (LONG post … you have been warned)
Accounting For Discontinued Operations - what’s your interpretation of FAS #144?