**Middle TN dopers unite!
Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor.
Geek pick up lines
Speaking of axes…**
MPSIMS:
So, does anyone else try and use super powers?
Ask the polydimensionally motile intergalactic alien.
Just saw this one in MPSIMS
**What’s your “Make a Wish Foundation” final wishes?
I want an ATM **
Rather unfortunately sitting alongside each other in MPSIMS
New Michael Jackson claim
My friend’s friend claims she was raped
Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor
My weird eating habits
I saw this today on the main sdmb page.
Great Debates last post: "What is wrong with boxing today?
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Confess!!
As god is my witness, this apartment will be cleaned today!
In MPSIMS:
Geek pick up lines
I think I just built the longest swab on the world
Also in MPSIMS:
Wet, naked, and sprawled out on the floor.
My weird eating habits
Pssst! Look at post #25
Here in IMHO, this just struck me as oddly apparopriate:
**Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head!
Look at the cute kittens! **
[Homer Simpson] It’s funny because it’s true! [/Homer]
**Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head!
A lonely voice crys out from the darkness… **
In General Questions:
What causes “old person smell”?
Viet Cong torture
MPSIMS:
**A lonely voice crys out from the darkness…
Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head! **
From IMHO:
**How do you accumulate sick/personal leave & vacation time at work?
Women, Masturbation and Porn **
Things you find attractive that aren’t conventionally so
Young Teen Driver vs Senior Citizen Driver
**Least Appropriate Store Names
I need your Brains **
(“Brains R Us” would have been a better store name)
**What to do with this PC?
Does anyone here thing porn is bad? **
What’s engraved on your Ipod?
Who enjoys “porno style” sex ?
**Ladies, what kind of build do you like in a man?
Italian exchange students **
MPSIMS:
Enough already! Uncle! Okay, I give! ENOUGH!!!
AnitaGeoMom released from Hospital
So, I got a tattoo this weekend
A lonely voice cries out from the darkness
As God is my witness,this apartment will be clean
And now
A lonely voice cries out from the darkness
Hello World!
This one has so many potential sequentials 
MPSIMS:
Farewell, Terry Schaivo
Hello World
Women, Masturbation and Porn
Best Teacher You’ve Ever Had
My Darling Marcie Went Shopping
Sunday Morning Puzzle #95 — Mystery at the Mall
I need more games like that stupid Dyson one.
Modify Bible verses, for humorous purposes, or to add the opposition.