Dammit, I came in here to post that one and it had already been posted twice! shuffles off
In the Cafe:
**What was the stupidest premise for a TV show ever?
Kolchak Returns **
–Cliffy
**Do you have a motto?
Women, masturbation and porn.**
I guess I do now.
“You break it, you bought it.” Ever bought it?"
Geek pick up lines
Online Hunting is RETARDED
What’s wrong with a Personals thread?
It Was 20*C on Friday, and Snowing Today
followed by
It’s 30º. Let’s buy a bike!
IMHO:
- Why do people wear Rosaries around their neck?
- Hangers
- You are Cthulhu – who do you eat first?
- How’s the BBQ in your town?
Rude questions ( 1 2 )
This brain is not good. May I have another one?
I mean, I know I’m no Einstein, but you didn’t have to be so blunt!
In IMHO:
**What famous thing surprised you when you saw it in person? **
**
Undressing when married **
From The BBQ Pit today:
Tuba Diva is back as an admin after less than 30 days - how do YOU feel?
Let the poor woman die already!
C’mon, I know it’s a hot-button issue, but isn’t that just a bit extreme? :rolleyes:
In the Pit:
I’m becoming one of them…
Everyone Here Is A Doper.
This is one just waiting to happen:
Here in MPSIMS:
**It Looks Like A Penis, Only Yellow
Breast-Growing Chewing Gum
**
Hmm… so this gum looks like a penis, only yellow, and will make my breasts get bigger? So… it’s penis shaped so I will put it in my mouth, right? And it must be banana flavoured.
From the Pit:
"You’re Really A Worthless Sack of Shit Aren’t You?
"People who are just plain sorry
“I’m becoming one of them…”
Ninja Chick, don’t take it personally!
Just now in MPSIMS:
“He took a duck in the face at 250 knots”
Xtreme sports I’d like to see.
MPSIMS:
Man Has Accident In Sausage Factory. It’s EXACTLY What You Think It Is.
Geez, and I thought shredding PAPER was fun…