Funny Juxtapositions
A piano mysteriously appeared in my house and no one knows its origin
GQ:
Question for medical types re puking (OP not TMI)
What should I eat when I’m upset?
Well, if you’re puking, you probably shouldn’t be eating anything. Then again, I’m not a doctor . . .
Someone I don’t know may have committed suicide.
How soon should I ask her out?
Um, I think you may find that ship has sailed… 
New Posts:
Anita Blake humps the shark.
McCain Shovels the Bullshit
“Let’s call the whole thing off . . .”
** Why Do You Love Your SO?
Big Zucchini **
Anyway, now in MPSIMS:
**Broadway Diner, you must really not want me to eat at your resturant
I’ve Just Been Told To Go Fuck My Mother **
That is *not *good customer service.
From New Posts…
**I’ve Just Been Told To Go Fuck My Mother
When did you start dating? **
Check out this knife. Watermelon loses.
Britain on Alert for Deadly New Knife with Exploding Tip That Freezes Victims’ Organs
iPhone: the Cult of Apple claims another victim
Wait… Does the iPhone inject a bolus of freezing gas too?
**Ooo Ooo That Smell… Can’t You Smell That Smell.
Caption This! (dubya with screaming brat) **
That is the perfect caption for that photo
**Poll…The Next President is…
Flying to Australia with a baby?
**
My vote is “no”.
Keeping a pet ape
Is there actually a “Rue Morgue” in Paris?
Randy Pausch dies
Spammer kills himself and family
Do you believe in ghosts and the paranormal?
I just turned down $175K a year. (That defines paranormal to me)
iPhone: the Cult of Apple claims another victim
Truth is stranger than fiction
Caption This! (dubya with screaming brat)
“Randy Pausch dies”
I just got my raise (aka a slap in the face)
That must have been cool
In IMHO:
Pilots: what do you do when there’s a screaming baby?
Flying to Australia with a baby?
**Multiple Monitors, what do you use each for?
Thy Tits
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Snow Driving Fail Video
Pacific Northwest Dopefest?
(The video in question was shot in Portland, hence the humor.)
What should I eat when I’m upset
Thy Tits
I just got my raise (aka a slap in the face)
I just turned down $175K a year
Hard to please, aren’t you?
** I passed! I’m a Pharmacist!
This Won’t Hurt a Bit: I’m a Nurse Now**
Geez, make up your mind already.
** I passed! I’m a Pharmacist!
So I’m getting a wart removed.**
What an odd way to celebrate.