Pornotherapy, or
Wasn’t Buttercup a little forgiving?
Until I fixed it, we had …
Pornotherapy, or
God said “Put on a bra, you slut!”
In MPSIMS:
Oh, nooooo, my beloved dog, Zack, is dead.
Goodbye Citizen Dog
Items NOT on mrs beagledave’s baby shower registry.
A helpful black man & a paranoid white woman…
I Almost Died An Hour and a Half Ago…
God said, “Put on a bra, you slut!”
In MPSIMS
For the single ones among us…
God said put on a bra, you slut!
Lucky
Right here in MPSIMS (Hmm. Lotsa good ones this evening):
Can Someone Kindly Direct Me to the Straightdope Chat Room?
I want to do a white elephant swap…
Rysdad has a female problem
Jester has a profound identity crisis
Pass the hug.
You know it’s a gay bar before you even go inside…
BBQ At Demo’s house!
Stewardess, I think it’s a bomb!!!
Hajj, hell. I’m invading Chicago, OK?
Lines You Hope Never To Read In a Children’s Book
Poor Peter Pan!
A Philosophy Of Life
Canadian boy runs riot with chicken finger.
MPSIMS
People interested in
My Birthday
MPSIMS
Titles for movies which (if there is a God) will never be made
Godzilla He Tastes Really Neat (Is He Made of Turtle Meat?)
Gotta love this thread!
Just now over in IMHO …
What is a good workout routine?
Parental Sex
Appropriate things to say
immediately before indulging in
a bout of maniacal laughter
BBQ at Demos house!
MPSIMS
Sedation Dentistry?
Your favorite bar and why?
MPSIMS:
I want to do a white elephant swap…
For the single ones among us
MPSIMS:
What do you do about a violent child?
Pass the hug.
IMHO
I bought it for 9 x 99.99! or who has bought from infomercials.
What’s the dumbest thing YOU’VE ever done?
Your favourite local/regional/ethnic foodstuffs
Foster’s doesn’t sell
Alternatives to the SDMB
People actually eat this???
Ginger
IMHO:
Orson Scott Card’s
The Most Underrated Songwriter
When do one’s accomplishments cease to matter??
Church Youth Group Activities
In GQ:
How Did Animal Sacrifices Get Started?
Dissolving bodies with acid
From MPSIMS:
"The Devil Made Me Do It: What’s It Like To Be Possessed?"
Followed by,
"He Still Needs Me!"
(Sorry, Andy, but it has to be noted.)
In MPSIMS:
Goat herding
Wherein Andy must take a pregnancy test.
Apocalypse Sign II: Helms and Bono
Your Case with Judge Judy: Men, you would you really go?
I want advice from mechanically-inclined Dopers
How should I store my scarves?
Close Encounters: A version with a scarecrow?
Wherein Andy must take a pregnancy test
(Sorry about that one, Andy… I guess if another girl can’t get you pregnant, a scarecrow might be able to?!)
Oh, all of these were in MPSIMS…
MPSIMS:
Its the end of the world as we know it.
Moving to Michigan; revisited.
&
Dads…
How do YOU make the Baby Jesus cry?