MPSIMS again-
My butt! My leg! Chop it off at the hip!
Appropriate things to say immediately before indulging in a bout of maniacal laughter
I want to do a white elephant swap…
the proper way to initiate a threesome
I’m moving soon and am thinking of taking my neighbor’s dog with me.
How do YOU make the Baby Jesus cry?
Alabama shark attack!
baby pool
dear God, oh the humanity, a tragedy of Titanic proportions!
followed by some sick individual’s
Funny thing I saw at the pool today
I think I’m going to be sick!
Eve, two more… Carroll O’Connor & John Lee Hooker
the proper way to initiate a threesome
Now the atheists are pissing me off, too
and
AGH!!! I am so GODDAMN STUPID!!!
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NY DOPERS UNITE!!!
John Rocker has been traded!
John Rocker has been traded!
OpalCat and UDD Flee the Country
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Rockstar schlongs: EXPOSED!
Your fifteen minutes of fame are up.
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Elenfair gets attacked by a chair…
OpalCat and UDD Flee the Country
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Aaaiiieee! Ack! GACK!! GACK! blehblah ptooey! Gack!
I’m ordering Chinese food…want anything?
IMHO:
is anyone else turned on by
The Penmanship Thread
MPSIMS:
Sperm Count (of Doom)
Who do you want to squirt on!!!
Top Ten Reasons A New Dark Age May Be Upon Us
I Was Traumatized By An Egg
Your Dreams That Will Most Probably Never Come True
Post Sex Laughter
10 true facts I made up myself
I’M HOT!!!
funny…
Really unfortunate business names
Pepsi One
Anyone here a fan of Alternate History?
welcome my buddy geekbooks
this one’s just… right.
I promised Mercutio I’d do this…
But Officer, this card says I’m allowed to smoke pot!
this one even has the ellipsis! I’m not sure exactly what the point is, but it struck me as funny.
I know these are some tight pants, but…
I just received a package that had been ‘Inspected by Customs’
Just how badly can you write?
Cryptically Obtuse
MPSIMS:
The mother of all gun related questions.
What should Disney butcher next?
What do you do at a bad movie?
BEER!!!
(from IMHO)
It’s funny because it’s true - I’ve seen empty alcohol containers left in theaters before.
In MPSIMS
Who hasn’t had a first?
Five Dollar Blowjob
Confessions
I saw Jesus on the bus today
How do you get rid of hiccups… for real?!
BEER!!!