In MPSIMS:
Need Critique Of My Website
Prize Pig
Real life mysteries you never found the answer to
I Found a Prosthetic Leg
What the heck is wrong with my fridge?
How did the ice end up at the Poles in the first place?
Coast Guard firing on speedboats.
How to terminate a non-lease rental?
Is my hard drive going?
Cock a doodle doo
Baboon Oral Sex
Crime & Punishment
Just now, in the Pit:
God, could You come here a minute?
You are such a FUCKER.
in the Pit, of course:
Fuck you, phantom shitter
FUCK YOU Chicago Board of Education!!
Fuck you, Evel Knievel.
From the Pit:
Fuck you, phantom shitter
I’m a paper jam away from prison; or PIT YOUR WORKPLACE SHITPILE
MPSIMSF
Non-American National Songs
You are a bad, wicked, naughty man, Mr. Specialty Store Owner
I think what got me is that you can actually sing this to the tune of the Japanese National Anthem. I’m going to have a hard time watching the summer baseball tournament without cracking up now.