Sequential Thread Titles Meet Abbott & Costello

This was too good not to post, in IMHO:

What do 14-year-old boys like?_
Ask A Bra Professional…

Modern instruments of torture
Chics who put out or nice girls?

People who can’t DO conversation
Sharon, Abbas: What the hell?

From GQ:

Water in a bag keeps flies away??
No purchase necessary. But I already bought the winning bag!
Another “Identify This Ugly-Ass Bug”
Robin MacNeil?

Dang! What happened to my spacing?

Water in a bag keeps flies away??
No purchase necessary. But I already bought the winning bag!
Another “Identify This Ugly-Ass Bug”
Robin MacNeil?

In IMHO:

What would you do if you won the lottery?
How will you spend your $13?

Modern instruments of torture
Where do splinters go?

Who is the most insane Doper?
Mary Kay

Poor Kid.
The British Isles Experience.

Justice: TYexas Style
I have 832 mosquito bites…

From IMHO:

The only people that find you attractive are the people you DON’T find attractive?
Sex drive in children

Currently in MPSIMS:

I have 832 mosquito bites

Justice, Texas Style.

D@mn your eyes, presidebt!

Currently in the Pit:

Fuck you all.
You are such a FUCKER.
FUCK YOU Chicago Board of Education!!

Advertising gimmick - what’s the name for this practice?
Assassinating the President

Really Bad Sex, whatdya do?

Do You Pee In The Pool?

Really Bad Sex, whatdya do?
So… I’ve Been Thinking of Joining The Peace Corps

What does that key do?
I might be getting a new car tomorrow!
Viking funerals
Ag: The Return

MPSIMS, now:

Phelps offers reward for gay basher
Justice, Texas Style.

In IMHO:

What helped you quit smoking?
Mary Kay
Urinating in Sinks

IMHO:

Piss or Pee?
Urinating in sinks