This just amused me, in MPSIMS right now:
I donated my HAIR!
Heathen Yankee Sacrifice?
General Questions as we speak…
**How do I change a broken lightbulb?
Take that lightbulb out of your mouth… **
Sound advice if you ask me!
MPSIMS right now:
Can a small woman swallow a big Texan?
Good news for those with anorexia?
In GQ:
“cum” and porn
Help me remove an old grease stain, SVP.
Help me with my Hot Peppers
What’s with the red hot chilli peppers?
GQ again:
Why would an 85-year-old woman need panty liners?
Big Bloody battleship…
In Cafe Society:
What’s the deal with double guitars?
What’s the deal with… double guitars?
(Okay, so they were posted accidentally by the same person, and the second one was locked… but it was still funny.)
Three in IMHO:
Anal sex (TM friggin I)
Why Don’t Some Men Take “No” For an Answer?
Describe your latest Romantic Risk
Now in MPSIMS:
In which a client comments loudly on my sex life
What is S&M, and what is T&A?
Just now in the Pit:
Dearest Eve
I just don't get it.
Is it ok to link to this "hate site"? And what it as "hate site" anyway?
Three in a row! do I win a prize? 
Why Do People Drive Convertibles?
It frightens me that people don’t know these things
Who scares you? I mean really scares you?
Underwear Question
If you accidently saw your friends having sex
How Would A Major Global War Be Fought Today?
MPSIMS:
Hi, I’m a little drunk…
You wake up in a gutter with only the clothes on your back, How do you rebuild your life?
I Found Le Petomane Books!
It’s months away, but I’m going to Paris!
MPSIMS:
I have my own ugly naked guy!
I Like You And All, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can Fart On Me…
MPSIMS:
Mini Golf: What should the loser do?
Prove your Geekiness!
The sex you never see in movies.
What went wrong on your wedding day?
In General Questions:
What are the origins of marriage?
human innovation
Senator Frist wants Constitutional Amendment banning gay marriage
You heartless bitch. You used your religion to ruin your son’s wedding day.
serena willaims vs tim henman
Not a religious debate.
Pit rules
I just don’t get it.
IMHO:
Who scares you? I mean really scares you?
If you accidently saw your friends having sex…
Oozing Giant Gelatenous Mass Found Off Chile Is Said To Be…
Heading out to Daytona Beach!
Parental Help… PLEASE