It seems I’m dating a girl that has herpes.
The grossest thing you have ever seen…
Are you happy Atkins?! Twinkies bankrupt!
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For all us dopers who sometimes stay up waaaaaaaay to late posting:
Sleep is a waste of time
I feel like a real doper now!
Embarrassing ways you are so not getting a 2nd date (TMI probably)
Groaners. The really bad joke thread.
Right now in MPSIMS:
Bye-bye now…
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Oh man, did I ever ROFLMAO on many of these!
Here are some of the ones I founf:
MPSIMS:
I thought of something last night that would piss off so many people…
Are you happy Atkins?! Twinkies bankrupt!
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Castles, culture and damn good beer…PragueDope anyone? ( 1 2 )
Sleep is a waste of time
I feel like a real doper now!
The Pit:
Fly the friendly skies. Drink the shitty water.
Ah, Memories
What kind of psycho writes in a library book? (lame? I don’t know!)
Damn you Jack Chick! (George too)
Currently in MPSIMS:
Help Name Our New Dog!
My Dog: She’s Not Real Smart
Hmmm…maybe I should name him “Not Real Smart”? 
MPSIMS
The Fred, Sam, Samantha Debate
Help name my new Dog.
MPSIMS:
Genghis Bob goes double-red; Genghis Bob falls down
I’ll hold him down, you chew his nuts off
:eek:
:eek: Poor Ghengis Bob.
MPSIMS again:
Someone stop my SIL before she bakes again!
My cat died today.
My Dog: She’s Not Real Smart
Embarrassing ways you are so not getting a 2nd date
“Want to suck my cockquinox?”
Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast.
(yes the first one is locked)
My cat died today
Bye-bye then…
Oo! I’ve got one.
A Swimming Pool Full Of Snot.
What part of “not interested” don’t you understand?
Bush admin continues anti-gay jihad
Swiftboat Vets startin’ to look pretty good.
I like a fat girl!!!
After a hard day’s work how do you wind down
From IMHO:
Coffeeshops: Why do (or don’t) you patronize certain ones?
How do you decaffeinate yourself?
MPSIMS:
I like a fat girl!!!
T.g.i.f.
What’s in YOUR lasagne, mateys?
I like a fat girl!!!
I keep wanting to find a thread title about Una’s report on gas next to a thread about the column on Vegan farts but, alas, they’re doomed to remain in different fora.
In GQ:
How can you find out if a new employer sucks or not?
Going to work naked